Carl Sagan Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, Elwood P Dowd said: I’ve often wondered about the apple pie statement, if, after inventing the universe, would you also have to somehow reinstate your desire for apple pie. a complicated problem 😂😂😂 I confess I have never seen that as a requirement, so have circumvented any complicated problems. Meanwhile: A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re horrified by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings. Later, the girl’s mother says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.” “Oh, please, Mum!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?” EtoileSportiveDeDerby, i-Ram, Elwood P Dowd and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 TimRam, Anag Ram, Grumpy Git and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 On 10/03/2024 at 13:26, Eddie said: Nov 19 is also World Toilet Day. May 20 is Bee Day. (it really is, but, get it?) Ken Tram, i-Ram, Eddie and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elwood P Dowd Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 11 hours ago, Turk Thrust said: May 20 is Bee Day. (it really is, but, get it?) It does have a certain Buzz about it. Bee day day 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 12 hours ago, angieram said: As doctored by Princes K ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyBritishMidland Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 22 hours ago, angieram said: You’ve got be of a certain vintage to get understand that. Did you’re Mum & Dad explain that to you @angieram ? angieram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 2 minutes ago, FlyBritishMidland said: You’ve got be of a certain vintage to get understand that. Did you’re Mum & Dad explain that to you @angieram ? I wish that were true but unfortunately I remember them well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 14 hours ago, angieram said: I wish that were true but unfortunately I remember them well! From when comedy was actually funny! David Graham Brown and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 uttoxram75, Ram-Alf, Comrade 86 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Ken Tram, Turk Thrust, Gee SCREAMER !! and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 34 minutes ago, Ram-Alf said: Getting the feeling not much happens in Bilton. ramit, WharfedaleRam, BaaLocks and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 2 hours ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: Getting the feeling not much happens in Bilton. When Sharon has the surname Bromance it's a clue Gee SCREAMER !! and I know nothing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 I know nothing and GB SPORTS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Brolly Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Carl Sagan, David Graham Brown, maxjam and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 GboroRam, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and Ram-Alf 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 53 minutes ago, Mick Brolly said: He didn't go back then? Mick Brolly, David Graham Brown and cstand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Back to the 1970s where this joke was funny cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cstand Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 (edited) On 31/03/2024 at 20:55, Stive Pesley said: Back to the 1970s where this joke was funny I used to work with someone who was a man by day but a woman at night just a couple of years ago. When we went out for our departments Christmas drink he was invited to attend same as everyone else. But he was the only one that was asked if he was attending in his home kit or away kit. 😂😂😂 Obviously he saw the funny side because his answer was you will have to wait and see with a wry smile. Edited April 2 by cstand David Graham Brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Playful update on Nike logo. Andrew3000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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