Rev Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 The fookin weather. One week to go of May and it's chuffing freezing, wet and bloody miserable. Yet they want us to stay put this year, not very likely. Dean (hick) Saunders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 On 23/05/2021 at 21:01, Rev said: The fookin weather. One week to go of May and it's chuffing freezing, wet and bloody miserable. Yet they want us to stay put this year, not very likely. Sharp improvement from Wednesday buddy. Up to 23C on the weekend so not long now. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Vets. Or rather the vet I’ve used for many years. Charged me £174:56 for two boxes of painkillers for one of my dogs yesterday. Got no answer when I asked them if they were embarrassed to charge so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 On 26/05/2021 at 12:04, Pearl Ram said: Vets. Or rather the vet I’ve used for many years. Charged me £174:56 for two boxes of painkillers for one of my dogs yesterday. Got no answer when I asked them if they were embarrassed to charge so much. Did you give him a few pointers? Mucker1884, Pearl Ram and i-Ram 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 8 hours ago, sage said: Did you give him a few pointers? This is a serious topic. Stop being so Cavalier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 On 16/05/2021 at 12:26, Mostyn6 said: The sports channels force feeding me women’s football. I am not interested. End of.... now stop. More of an issue is it constantly grabs my attention, its click bait of the worst kind .. 'Next, a big new signing at Arsenal from a rival team..'.. Then I realise its women's football and I have no idea who any of them are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 The phrase - 'You got this'. Or to a lesser level 'We got this'. 'You got this' has crept into being as this horrible, shallow phrase that gets trotted out by people who think they are giving moral support and mental health advice of the highest order. Really makes my blood boil now. JoetheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 6 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: This is a serious topic. Stop being so Cavalier! I knew you'd Springer to his defence. Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Buying online. It never seems to work for me, i get all kinds of weird errors and yeah i know it's because i am doing it wrong in some way but then i get annoyed and try some more and then soon shout duck it and exit the page. It's embarrassing, i am an intelligent well read human, but apparently a total technophobe and technical idiot. Luckily i have a technically well versed 17 year old who finished my order of the complete collection of a favorite show in a minute flat, but he did give me a funny look. i can live with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Derby city council, traffic management. Do any of those people actually drive a car or even been in a car? latest example bottom of uttoxeter new road going into town. They have turned a busy spot into a nightmare. For some reason, no idea why, the roundabout had 3 lanes and they have closed the middle lane and guess what at rush hour it is stacking up on uttoxeter road, who would have thought? add to this the budget "overrun" on the A52, the kingsway traffic lights that have been turned off for 5 years after creating another huge bottleneck and you get the picture. We live in a zone where residents parking is restricted, they stopped permits and it is all online, all good so far. However, i dont think they told the wardens though, we are getting tickects even though we have got a permit. They are useless, waste of ime and money. Rant over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) The trend of independent bakeries, cafes, pop-up cake stalls and whoever lazily piggybacking the success of famous, mainstream brands to sell their products at a higher price than they're worth. What's the point in having your own brand when everything you sell carries the names of another brand, one you can buy at any food shop in the country? What differentiates your product from anyone else's when the main ingredient and all you really taste is a mass produced chocolate bar chopped up and stuck on top of a basic £1 bakery item? Why should I buy a basic doughnut from you for £3 just because you've melted a Snickers on the top of it and squirted some whipped cream on it? If they were making their own versions of the branded items then fair play, but they're not. Absolutely no imagination, no unique identity, just passing the cost of your licensing fees onto the customer and for what? An Oreo Doughnut? Yeah, great. Frauds. Edited June 1, 2021 by Coconut JoetheRam, GB SPORTS and ThePrisoner 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Those stringy bits on bananas that cannot decide if they’re skin or banana ? EtoileSportiveDeDerby and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: Those stringy bits on bananas that cannot decide if they’re skin or banana ? You're taking the pith now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: Those stringy bits on bananas that cannot decide if they’re skin or banana ? Are you peeling them from the pointy end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Anag Ram said: Are you peeling them from the pointy end? No, I copy the monkeys ?. peel from the end that wasn’t attached to the tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Mostyn6 said: No, I copy the monkeys ?. peel from the end that wasn’t attached to the tree. Good man! Comrade 86 and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 Every thread turning into a pun fest to the point you can't actually find the real stuff. Maybe @David can set up an alternative version of the site for happy punners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 On 29/05/2021 at 06:28, Chester40 said: More of an issue is it constantly grabs my attention, its click bait of the worst kind .. 'Next, a big new signing at Arsenal from a rival team..'.. Then I realise its women's football and I have no idea who any of them are. Wouldn’t be click bait for me. I wouldn’t really have any interest in who Arsenal were signing either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 9 hours ago, FindernRam said: Every thread turning into a pun fest to the point you can't actually find the real stuff. Maybe @David can set up an alternative version of the site for happy punners You're just jealous cos you can't think of any (me either!) ? FindernRam and Steve How Hard? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 12 hours ago, FindernRam said: Every thread turning into a pun fest to the point you can't actually find the real stuff. Maybe @David can set up an alternative version of the site for happy punners dcfcpuns.uk? We could put it in the Jim’s Myth forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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