May Contain Nuts

1. Win the lottery, anything north of £7m but the more the better. 2. Write a bucket list, because I sure as s*** can't afford to do anything remotely interesting without first achieving step 1 as I have neither the brain power, creative talent, charisma, looks, health or physcial acumen to get over any hurdle that not having a s*** load of money presents. 3. Find a way to live forever (or at least vastly slow my ageing process down), so I don't even have to bother with a bucket list.

This seems completely and utterly pointless. I like it.

Also gave us the green light (OK, maybe not personally) to continue with Kirchner even though he'd sent him packing at Preston weeks earlier, so thanks for that Peter. (In reality that just shows how personal opinion on potential owners is trumped by tick boxes) I don't know what's going on but i seem to be constantly quoting your posts. I'm not stalking you, honest.

Unfortunately if our spell in League one is anythign to go by, what the rest of the teams will do is... f*** all.

In a brief moment where my dodgy stream was working I'm pretty sure I saw Adams initiate contact and steamroller their player to the floor, with his shorts coming off in the resultant tussle. It was quite erotic. (also, as above from other posters)

Doesn't have the legs (or isn't yet fit enough) to play Warne's way and doesn't have the quality of someone like Hourihane to make up for it

That said, it's very Derby County to raise our game and play better against good teams than we do against crap ones. Not saying that's bound to happen or anything, the amount of effort we put in should stop us being dragged down to the level of others. As long as we forget Barrow happened.

I think it's more the case that, broadly speaking, things are going well for us/him - I would expect most managers to have a similar demeanor when they've just got a team promoted and are holding their own in the new league. He's not managing under any real pressure except that which he places on himself, expectations from above and from the majority watching are just that we give it a go to the best of our abilities. The level of scrutiny coming from journalists at PL level is also very different. A few losses and poor decisions here and there aren't going to cause much ire in that position, but its not like we've never seen Warne's prickly side when things are mounting up against him - see his interview with Dom Dietrich after Scunthorpe which could very easily be considered 'bad-tempered, obtuse, downright rude'. He's got it in him, but hopefully he continues to succeed and there continues to be no reason for him to bring it out.

I'll give this a more serious reply than it deserves. The last time I checked, neither Babies or Eccles were recognised as flavours. Chicken is very much established as a flavour mimicked by seasoning mixes and applied to products ordinarily not containing any trace of chicken. Given the recent trend of gimmicking up your products by flavouring them with tastes you wouldn't usually associate them with it's perfectly reasonable to expect something labelled 'Fried Chicken Sauce' to have at least a similar taste profile to, for example, the Roast Chicken crisps posted above. I mean come on, we're living in a world where a worldwide Fried Chicken chain established in Kentucky recently released a chicken scented perfume. Anything goes.

Less pink but there's a version of that on supermarket shelves. I'm annoyed that I bought the following without reading the description. I thought it would be sauce to make everything taste like KFC but it's actually some grim mix of other ingredients I'm too lazy to type. It's sauce for chicken, not chicken flavoured sauce. Poor.

I always want to try stuff like this, but past experience says it's a stupid idea to actually but some as you end up using about a tenth of the bottle before chucking it away or shoving it to the back of the fridge to be forgotten, not to see the light of day again until you do a big clearout 6 months to a year later.

Aye, it's all it's buts and maybes. It's just why I can't get angry about their third goal. I think it's one of those where, if we saw Forest fans complaining about it we'd probably claim that it doesn't wash as an excuse. The first one though... I believe the acronym is smh.

This. The image posted isn't conclusive - you'd need the top down view or at least the line same angle as the first image for that. With all the uproar I'd forgotten that Norwich didn't actually score their third as a direct result of the corner not being given to us, they cleared it and we regained possession only to lump it back upfield and lose it again. That third goal is our fault, not the officials. With 3 mins left to play and knowledge there would be a fair chunk of injury time we weren't actually at the stage of desperation and needing to leave ourselves so open.

The guy who estimated the rebuild cost of PPS to be in line with that of Morecambe's ground, him.