Ramslad1992

2 minutes ago, Millenniumram said:

Remember what they told you in school kids, Wikipedia isn’t always right…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Though in this case, it’s absolutely accurate

As a 29 year old father of 3 I can’t believe someone would stoop so low to put that on Wikipedia… although I completely agree with them and am ITK that they were annoyed it was changed so quickly. ?

3 minutes ago, Zag zig said:

Imagine the scenario that Boro are needing to overhaul QPR, near seasons end. We have an “injury crisis” in mid April, having to field a team of youngsters. It actually could happen!

Karma 

As soon as relegation is confirmed I’d start throwing games in protest, show them up as the morons they are. What’s the worst they could do? It would be the best protest this club could do. Randomly losing 8-0 to help a club into the playoffs, letting a team win so they stay up and another gets relegated. All because the EFL are incompetent. I’d rather have Boris in charge of the EFL. They’ve been useless for years, if nothing changes then it will only get worse.

Someone doesn’t like gibson ?

I’ve had a couple of Stella’s, anyone have Gibsons home address? 

33 minutes ago, Archie said:

Jam their phone lines, hassle them, annoy them, keep them busy dealing with us. 

One of the kids has explosive nappies at the minute, I know where to send them now ?

43 minutes ago, duncanjwitham said:

By “statute” are we talking EFL rules, or law of the land? It’s not remotely clear from the statement.

Burn the pace to the ground… would improve it! 

9 minutes ago, one_chop said:

The good ship Liquidation is coming into port folks. There's going to be mutiny tomorrow so be prepared for a wave of disappointment.

you’re boring mate, if you’re that certain clear off to another club.

There’s people who rely on this club and statements like yours don’t help. If you’re certain we are going to be liquidated go buy your city or liverpool shirt now.

I know I and many people will support this club until the end and IF that happens will support the phoenix club.

15 hours ago, roboto said:

If that's the case the credit should be to the academy and the the vultures they employ to steal away young talent from other teams that could make better use of them.

Just how I would've worded it.

You know we do it too? 

3 hours ago, Boycie said:

Are you talking about your personalised Ad’s on your view of the site?

So you mean there might not actually be sexy singles in my area?! 

Can we set up a gofundme t pay for the naming rights? 
 

id happily pay for it to be called the ‘Up yours Gibson stadium’ 

Few beers in on a Friday night but bare with me, at this point I don’t care who comes in for us as long as someone does.

Appleby, Ashley or Andrea down the road. If they have the money come and get us. We aren’t really in a position to be picky! Get the short to midterm future sorted with a buyer and worry about it later! 
 

the future of OUR club is potentially at stake, Mike Ashley come and get us, duck what some sweaty geordies think. 
 

COYR, duck the efl and duck the Pube haired tw@!

ramslad1992 x

4 hours ago, Rammy03 said:

If it's Ashley or the club dies then obviously we go with Ashley. But I don't believe the situation is like that. I firmly believe we will have an owner. If that is the case, then I'd rather it not be Ashley. Newcastle fans have warned us. He may well get the club stable but then what? Years of mediocrity, awful player recruitment and managerial appointments.

So same as the last 15 years then?! 

Kupp for MVP!

Managed to watch the game at the mother in laws, god told off by the wife for swearing in front of her 84 year old grandma when we equalised. Worth it ?

1 hour ago, CBRammette said:

You say that!!! It must be a boy thing! We played consequences over Christmas and every response my sons and husband put involved farts, poo, vomit or all three and they were all in hysterics as if such a joke had never been told every single time. Relying on female posters for back-up!!

Soilsport! I mean spoilsport! 

1 hour ago, 86 Hair Islands said:

Dear mods,

Can we please change the title of this thread to: Alan Nixon Breaks Wind...

Technically speaking, it's probably more accurate and would make me laugh because I'm quite juvenile and still think fart jokes are funny.

Ta x

My 6 month old lad farted at Christmas, he, me (29), my dad (52) and my grandad (75) all laughed. Farts and fart jokes will never not be funny. ?

Lincoln 

Lincoln City

My dad made me.

Is it a tenner on ramstv when I go and visit the in-laws in Romania? 

20 hours ago, Gritstone Ram said:

Has she got Sky Sports?

Sadly not, in a stroke of luck though they’ve suddenly moved to Romania so I’ll be able to watch it on rams tv whilst there ?

Happy new year everyone…

2022, the year Derby do the impossible and survive. Gibson would poo out a kidney in a fit of rage.

Agreed yesterday to go to the bloody mother in laws on Monday, looks like we might have to isolate now. 

27 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said:

That's a really pee poor turn out from Stoke unless they all slunk out with 5 minutes to go

It’s Stoke… would you want to sit through that crap every other week?! 
 

Stoke fans, if you’re on here reading this I apologise for my joke… actually I don’t. None of you will be able to read this anyway. 

Enjoying the win tonight, after the points deduction the whole footballing world wrote us off.

These last 3 games have made me prouder than any 3 in the last 25 years. We aren’t going to roll over and die, let’s take each game as it goes, hopefully win more than we lose and see where we are at the end of the season. 

duck the EFL, duck the rest of the league, duck that girly haired duck Gibson, we are Derby County and we’ll fight ‘til the end! ?

I’d resigned myself to league one, accepted it and moved on with my life… these gits have now given me hope and the chase is on! Big game next but win that and oh boy!