Bigfella

2 hours ago, Boycie said:

I used to do that, until I was constantly shamed on here by the English Language fan boys.  I still correct myself when typing, but I doubt I do when speaking.

So my entry to this thread is people who constantly correct you when you participate in the forum!

Geroutofit!

1 hour ago, Steve How Hard? said:

We've got League 1 Mike Basset

He knows exactly what we need

Sibley at wing back, Wildsmith in attack

 What the feck is going on here.

 

 

 

That poem doesn’t even rhyme!

Chester Green is the oldest playing field in the world that is still used as a playing field. Originally used by the Romans.

3 hours ago, Anon said:

Give us back the s*** you took from Lindisfarne snow-demon.

Finders keepers

I’m a Viking 

Just awful

Flies. They come into your house uninvited, so you open a door or window and they pretend they can’t find their way out. 
 

They should grow up. Idiots.

4 minutes ago, Unlucky Alf said:

Only guessing here...PBs are waiting untill the end of the season, Why pay 10s of millions if we're relegated, When you can pay multi millions less if relegation or liquidation.

It's a buyers market in a cellars game, Too many people whining ?

Is that why the Administrator has gone underground?

Presumably if the two clubs don’t take up MMs offer then he could indemnify the bidders against any costs resulting from the claims thereby removing the perceived risk to the new owners.

1 minute ago, StaffsRam said:

Makes sense, but this would go to arbitration. No buyer is running the risk of another kangaroo court.

Doesn’t really matter if it’s arbitration or litigation the premise still stands. Admittedly arbitration is often called rough justice, as rogue decisions can be made but in my experience you cannot prove any case based on what potentially could have happened. A case has to be based on definite loss not wishful thinking.

I have spent my career in the world of commercial disputes and how to solve them. If I was the preferred bidder ( and I hear on the grapevine it is Ashley) I would get my lawyers to delve into the potential claims against us and, assuming they are as frivolous and vexatious as they appear to be, I would say to the Administrators that the claims do have substance but I am prepared to take the risk on board, but at a reduced purchase price, buy the club and then tell Middlesbrough and Wycombe to litigate against us. Then we would see how much faith they have in their cases.

Me too

To spice up our love life I’ve had strobe lights fitted in the bedroom. The sex is the same but now it looks like my wife is actually moving.

Not sure if someone else has put this up but a bit of class from Michael O’Neill 

“We had two really good chances before we did score, but I can't begrudge Derby the win, they've had a really difficult 24 hours.

"I thought they showed great spirit in how they played, the crowd were terrific as well."

28 minutes ago, Rampage said:

You have hot the nail on the head there.

My new girlfriend said she likes it rough - so I took her to Skegness!

It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s really difficult to buy for, so I asked what she wanted “Get me something silky”

No doubt this tin of emulsion will be the wrong colour for her.

I’m taking Viagra for my sunburn - it doesn’t cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

Proper offside rule - if anyone is clearly offside that’s it. None of this not interfering with play, subjective rubbish.

42 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said:

Nice garden mate but you desperately need a Baseball Ground sign on that shed.

Good idea but the plan this summer is to get rid of the shed and build a bar, overlooking the fields at the bottom of the garden.

Hector - five today.

If Cinderella’s shoe fit so perfectly, how did it come off in the first place?