Bigfella

My golden doodle Hector (yes I know he’s not golden) taken at Harlech.

A Native American introduced me to his wife and said her name was Four Horses.

I said “That’s a beautiful name, what does it mean?”

He said “ bloody nag,nag,nag nag”

My mates and I decided to take yodelling lessons.
 

We went to the place where the lessons took place and a man came out and said form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue.

It was eleven years ago today that my best friend Neil came out of a room shouting - “it’s a boy, it’s a boy!”

He never went back to Thailand again.

2 minutes ago, mozza said:

Just in case bro misses this pic. @Brummie Steve

Here’s another one my son took.

53 minutes ago, mozza said:

That view was so obvious to me as many years ago took many photos from that very same spot, love Hector too.  ??

Thanks Mozza - he’s a great dog, very obedient, very friendly and loves having a fuss made of him. We’re looking into applying for him to be a therapy dog in the Derby Royal.

36 minutes ago, ketteringram said:

@Bigfella who, what and where is that please?

That’s Hector , he’s a golden doodle ( yes I know he’s not very golden!), it’s Harlech Castle - my son has taken Hector away for a weekend.

Star Trek actor William Shatner has discontinued his new range of lingerie.

Apparently “Shatner Pants” did not sell well.

I dated a girl with a lazy eye at one time. Turns out she was seeing someone else on the side.

I asked my wife why she married me.

She said “ Because you’re funny”

I said “ I thought it was because I was good in bed”

She said “ See? You’re hilarious”

A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. 

They gave me another one free of charge.

1 hour ago, Van Wolfie said:

Shove up for another one in pedant's corner.....

A pet hate of mine is when people say "revert back". Revert already means to reply back, so adding another "back" jarrs to me like a double negative.

And another ....

Mine is people using of instead of have.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says “ Is this stool taken?”

9 hours ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said:

People who hunt for purses and hold me up getting on a bus .

People who argue with drivers about why the bus should take them to the place they want to go , despite the fact they've got on the wrong bus

people who sit behind me on buses ,  coughing and snorting even if there are seats nowhere near me .

people who play music on there phones on buses.

loads of kids screaming and shouting on buses

late buses with no explanation or reason

I HATE BUSES

I’m with you regarding hating buses - I particularly hated the one that drove through a red light at the bus station and smashed into the side of my car

North Derbyshire man goes to the vet.

Man : I’ve got trouble wi mi cat it keeps fightin 

Vet: Is it a Tom?

Man: No I brought it wi mi

19 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

There's a few funny pictures creeping in here just lately.  I'm sure there's a dedicated "Funny Pics" thread somewhere?

 

#justsayin'

It’s been locked for some reason.

Back on track - my dog Hector in Allestree woods yesterday

19 hours ago, SaintRam said:

To be honest. Whenever this debate comes up someone says that (I assume after looking it up) - but I spend a lot of time talking to new people over the net (so gifs come up in conversation fairly often) and I've never heard anyone say Jif.

The hard G makes the most sense to me. The G stands for a word that is pronounced with a hard G, so the acronym should have a hard G. I think that's the common-sense route most people take.

 

 

EDIT: Also, my dog is healthy and happy. Although she's malting her winter coat a little early so she's got some cold months coming.

I know I started the debate about gif or gif but to be honest I pronounce it video!

2 hours ago, mozza said:

Have we got Reading or Reading today? 

You say potato..

55 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said:

Look closely... it's a few seconds on continuous repeat.  A "Gif", I think they call it.  Hardly a movie, great or otherwise! 

Often wondered - is it pronounced gif or gif?

On 10/12/2018 at 14:06, ThePrisoner said:

Die Hard. 10/10. 

I wanted to marry my old English teacher when she came out of prison but I’m told you can’t end a sentence with a proposition 

There are 10 types of people - those that understand computers...........