RadioactiveWaste Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Shouldn't this be merged with the watersports thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Kerry Katona. Has an opinion about peeing in the sea being grim whilst selling photos of her naked body on a website. Charming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 1 hour ago, RoyMac5 said: Was only a record fine as it was a repeat offence. "Southern Water. Taking your poo away (and dumping it in the sea)" You wouldn't get me paddling in the English Channel east of Bournemouth..... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 2 hours ago, I am Ram said: Beats p#ssing in the wind. is it ok to fart when wind surfing? Steve How Hard?, Mostyn6 and I am Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archied Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 5 hours ago, David said: Kerry Katona says no, but what do you say? I say daytime tv has hit an all time low. Only if the bath is full Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Coconut said: Dunno, I've never been in the sea. Urine the minority, I suspect. sage, Rev and cstand 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Right, so I pissed in the sea a couple of weeks a go. It was harder than I thought. I couldn't get the stream going without pushing really hard. Anyway, my mate says that you shouldn't because at the end of your piss, the dribbley bit, sea water can go up your Norbert due to the pressure and you can get infections. Mines had infections before, so it doesn't really bother me. I'd do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Shouldn't this thread be merged with the "Respect Waz" thread? mozza, Steve How Hard?, Carl Sagan and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Norman said: Right, so I pissed in the sea a couple of weeks a go. It was harder than I thought. I couldn't get the stream going without pushing really hard. Anyway, my mate says that you shouldn't because at the end of your piss, the dribbley bit, sea water can go up your Norbert due to the pressure and you can get infections. Mines had infections before, so it doesn't really bother me. I'd do it again. #normansnorbert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 (edited) I guess it depends as to whether you're in the sea or aiming from the balcony of your hotel into the sea. Edited August 12, 2021 by maxjam Miggins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Triple Karm back in stock at Tesco. Just ordered 29 German beers (80% if them doppelbocks) from Beers of Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 I’ve curled one off in the sea before, but always struggled with the toilet paper TimRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 In these parts, to say to a fellow that he has never peed in the salty sea is an insult Carl Sagan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Coconut said: Triple Karm back in stock at Tesco. Just ordered 29 German beers (80% if them doppelbocks) from Beers of Europe. Triple Karm, yuk. I’d rather drink pissy seawater. richinspain, May Contain Nuts and Steve How Hard? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Ram Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 16 hours ago, Spanish said: is it ok to fart when wind surfing? Yes perfectly fine, always better to hold it until you're on the home straight. Spanish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 (edited) On 12/08/2021 at 19:27, Boycie said: I’ve curled one off in the sea before, but always struggled with the toilet paper Reminds me to never to swim near a whale. Edited August 15, 2021 by TimRam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Having given this due consideration, I think that it's probably OK to wee on kerry katona..... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 I've been fined for pissing in the sea. Mind you, I was on the Isle of Wight Ferry at the time. I know nothing and GboroRam 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Meanwhile ad for tickets looks like our Ram has just “marked” a certain red tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Careful, I was always told if you widdle on your goolies you end up with peanuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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