Pearl Ram Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 You don’t think they served it up like that because it was you do you ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 People who peer over from the next urinal, and remark on the remarkable length, and indeed girth, of my member, sometimes offering assistance in keeping it clear of the porcelain, forcing me into a cubicle if at all possible. DarkFruitsRam7, Mostyn6, sage and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, reveldevil said: People who peer over from the next urinal, and remark on the remarkable length, and indeed girth, of my member, sometimes offering assistance in keeping it clear of the porcelain, forcing me into a cubicle if at all possible. Ah so that’s your phone number! I know nothing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Kinder said: People who call their penis a twinkle. I don't normally, in all honesty, but I considered it an appropriate descriptive name, to ensure that there was no confusion or unfair comparison between mine and @reveldevil's. Kinder, Rev and Mostyn6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) Sat waiting in the barbers. What is it with blokes having their haircuts every 2 weeks now? There’s no difference and you’ve wasted £10. 3 people in front of me and they’re getting their beards cut, ear hair flamed, nose hair trimmed, eyebrows. Christ, I just want a haircut ?? Edited March 16, 2019 by SouthStandDan JoetheRam and Coneheadjohn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 On 11/03/2019 at 19:39, SouthStandDan said: De-constructed food in restaurants and people thinking it's a revelation. I ordered a lemon meringue pie for Sunday lunch and out came a spoonful of lemon curd, some shop packed merguines and some broken Mcvitie buscuits on a plate. Poo. My wife has a talent for deconstructed food. Sadly its not intentional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Ridiculous obvious advice. Regarding the Utrecht gunman...Do not approach him,he’s dangerous! Really?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 People talking while I'm interrupting. ronnieronalde, Steve How Hard? and Highgate 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Office ********. Anyone know any jobs going? Norman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 On 18/03/2019 at 16:02, BathRam72 said: People talking while I'm interrupting. People who force you to interrupt by not being aware that conversation is a two-way process. rynny, bigbadbob, BathRam72 and 3 others 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, angieram said: People who force you to interrupt by not being aware that conversation is a two-way process. Womansplaining ? Coneheadjohn and bigbadbob 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 ''Whatevs'' People who think they are yoofs. Let it go, you know who you are.. @86 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: ''Whatevs'' People who think they are yoofs. Let it go, you know who you are.. @86 points Get *****ed old man JoetheRam, Angry Ram, bigbadbob and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Mockney knobbers. Oi, oi saveloy. ***t Boycie and bigbadbob 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, 86 points said: Mockney knobbers. Oi, oi saveloy. ***t Geezers with 86 points to make only cannot make any. Bud. No nads either. Edited March 20, 2019 by Angry Ram Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Angry Ram said: Geezers with 86 points to make only cannot make any. Bud. No nads either. I'll lend you some then ya knobber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, 86 points said: I'll lend you some then ya knobber Why would I want tiny little ones. You keep em son. You need em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: Why would I want tiny little ones. You keep em son. You need em. They're the only ones you got mate - two tiny peas in a floppy old pod. Can lend you a decent size helmet too as apart from your Worf noggin, you've no size or girth either. Edited March 20, 2019 by 86 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 hour ago, 86 points said: They're the only ones you got mate - two tiny peas in a floppy old pod. Can lend you a decent size helmet too as apart from your Worf noggin, you've no size or girth either. Impressive response. You’re struggling aren’t you? The ball pond is not open till tomorrow now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: Impressive response. You’re struggling aren’t you? The ball pond is not open till tomorrow now. Well you can fish yourself out a couple when the doors open then, can't ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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