DarkFruitsRam7 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Parsnip said: What about the Sikhs? Everyone likes the Sikhs. Tories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 8 hours ago, ramit said: Jehova's Witnesses, Catholic nuns, or Mormons knocking on my door to introduce me to God and save my everlasting soul from the torments of hell. i am fine with discussing theology and not least philosophy with folks of interest, but the downright patronizing stance of these folks is intolerable. They can't get their noses out of their books and think that because they studied some religious text or another, that they automatically therefor know God better than i do and therefor in a position to preach. The nerve of these folks. i try to stay polite, but they always end up poking me repeatedly the wrong way and soon after that, they make their excuses and leave Actually, i do enjoy teasing them with difficult questions and ideas that make their closed minds pop I can't quite imagine getting poked by a nun. ........or vice versa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said: Tories? Ugh. I've gone right off em then. DarkFruitsRam7 and ThePrisoner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 hour ago, BurtonRam7 said: I can’t stand religion in any form. But Jesus still loves you ramit, Steve How Hard?, cstand and 2 others 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 24 minutes ago, RamNut said: I can't quite imagine getting poked by a nun. ........or vice versa It’s ok the once. Don’t let it become habit forming though. bigbadbob, ramit and Mucker1884 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 2 hours ago, RamNut said: I can't quite imagine getting poked by a nun. ........or vice versa Funny that, as I'm the complete opposite! I know nothing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 We'll have nun of that smutty talk in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 This Clinton Morrison chappie. Watching the pre Brighton/Palace match build up, I’m being driven round the bend by Morrison’s insistence on using a “gangsta” accent. It’s bad enough when juvenile skanks use it but when it’s coming from a 40 something adult it’s beyond the pale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 3 hours ago, RamNut said: I can't quite imagine getting poked by a nun. ........or vice versa Catholic Priests apparently pretty good at poking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 36 minutes ago, Paul71 said: Catholic Priests apparently pretty good at poking. Boy you just can't altar them. ramit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) 2 nuns walking along and dracula jumps out at them. One nun says to the other "Quick! Show him your cross!" the other shouts "pss off dracula!". Edited March 9, 2019 by TimRam ramit and PrivateDerby 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 (edited) I haven't seen any Jehovah's Witnesses for ages. i think they are becoming quite rare. I assume its somehow related to the decline in hedgehogs, and song birds. Same with nuns, petrol pump attendants, lollypop ladies, budgies, bus conductors and orthodox wingers. i used to like quite it when a group of orthodox wingers would knock on your door and force a discussion on the relative merits of getting to the bye-line, before ultimately trying to flog you a copy of 442 magazine. Happy days. Edited March 10, 2019 by RamNut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Couple of Jehovahs Witnesses visited my home a week or so ago. One was a stunning woman. Would like to have witnessed a few things with her. I'll get me coat. ramit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 On 09/03/2019 at 08:26, i-Ram said: Always best to kneel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 when a grown man goes into a cubicle and locks the door to do a stand up wee, when there are urinals free, and a shortage of cubicles for a dump. SSD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Moist One said: when a grown man goes into a cubicle and locks the door to do a stand up wee, when there are urinals free, and a shortage of cubicles for a dump. People who dump in a public bog.. My cheeks aint going anywhere near one of those seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: People who dump in a public bog.. My cheeks aint going anywhere near one of those seats. Even better now councils don't want to pay for seats and you just get a basic metal prison toilet . The ones at the old Derby bus station were particularly grim not just the metal no seat version, but that tracing paper that cuts your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 People who stand impatiently right outside the cubicle door tutting, whilst I'm stood inside trying to find my twinkle through those godforsaken button flies and thermal long johns! Steve How Hard?, Angry Ram and Mostyn6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinder Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 People who call their penis a twinkle. Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) De-constructed food in restaurants and people thinking it's a revelation. I ordered a lemon meringue pie for Sunday lunch and out came a spoonful of lemon curd, some shop packed merguines and some broken Mcvitie buscuits on a plate. Poo. Edited March 11, 2019 by SouthStandDan Wolfie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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