New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)

[RoyMac5]

 

[Turk Thrust]

My nephew and niece Archibald and Nina were playing ball with me when the ball hit my head and I fell down. They started crying but I said “don’t cry for me Archie and Nina”

[Anag Ram]

3 hours ago, Turk Thrust said:

My nephew and niece Archibald and Nina were playing ball with me when the ball hit my head and I fell down. They started crying but I said “don’t cry for me Archie and Nina”

 

[BucksRam]

4 hours ago, Turk Thrust said:

My nephew and niece Archibald and Nina were playing ball with me when the ball hit my head and I fell down. They started crying but I said “don’t cry for me Archie and Nina”

[kevinhectoring]

On 23/07/2022 at 07:32, Unlucky Alf said:

But when you tell a joke that suggests it was a 'unforessen bonus' that Gypsies died in the Holocaust there is a pretty slim chance you're going to convince me that is not anti-Gypsy.

(Just to avoid confusion, this was @BaaLocks’s post which Unlucky Alf responded to. )

Jimmy Carr probably shouldn’t have told this joke, even to his own fans who pay for exactly this; because it was inevitable that some people hearing it would think it was intended to be anti-Roma. I don’t think it was at all. It was a subtle joke about political correctness, prejudice (against Jews as well as Roma), about listener expectations and more, all brilliantly packed into about 3 sentences. 
 

But these days it was bound to get him into trouble.  

[BaaLocks]

6 hours ago, Turk Thrust said:

My nephew and niece Archibald and Nina were playing ball with me when the ball hit my head and I fell down. They started crying but I said “don’t cry for me Archie and Nina”

Well that's gone down like the Belgrano

Edited August 2, 2022 by BaaLocks

[Chester40]

6 hours ago, Turk Thrust said:

My nephew and niece Archibald and Nina were playing ball with me when the ball hit my head and I fell down. They started crying but I said “don’t cry for me Archie and Nina”

 

[Ram-Alf]

6 hours ago, Turk Thrust said:

My nephew and niece Archibald and Nina were playing ball with me when the ball hit my head and I fell down. They started crying but I said “don’t  cry for me Archie and Nina”

Surely it was Arch n Tina, Has it been a long time since you saw your Nephew and Niece ?

[PistoldPete]

1 hour ago, Unlucky Alf said:

Surely it was Arch n Tina, Has it been a long time since you saw your Nephew and Niece ?

I remember the joke when the musical  was out .. Don't cry for me Marge and Tina.

[mozza]

I always imagined Ike and Tina.. 

[PistoldPete]

9 hours ago, mozza said:

I always imagined Ike and Tina.. 

you mean icon Tina Turner?

[BaaLocks]

I think it's time to turn the Elaine Paige on this one

[TimRam]

[Turk Thrust]

If a man saw his sister fall down, why couldn’t he help her?

 

 

 

because he can’t be a brother and assist her too.

[ramit]

[Turk Thrust]

How do you console an English teacher?

 

There, their, they’re 

[Foreveram]

And I thought Alton towers was busy 

[Ram-Alf]

2 hours ago, Foreveram said:

And I thought Alton towers was busy 

I took my 8 year old Grandson there, They wouldn't let him on the bouncy castle as he was 14 years old.

[maxjam]

[BaaLocks]