ziggyram59 Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 First of all my job is driving for DPD and believe me I hate it. My dream job would be a Radio DJ like Twiggy, Sally Pepper at Radio Derby and the likes of Sara Cox, Ken Bruce, Simon Mayo, Chris Evans etc to me it doesn't sound like work. I listen to the radio a lot whilst driving and they all seemed as though there having a lot of fun. cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Dream job = no job. I think that almost anything would become mundane if you had to spend 40 hours a week doing it. Maybe some radio DJs do actually really like their jobs, but I feel that the chummy "banter" that goes on in the studio often sounds forced and not at all genuine. Also, being required to play the absolute guff that my audience of philistines wanted to hear would anger me greatly. The audience engagement too, I don't think I could read Jeff from Belper's tweet about a town bypass without falling asleep. i-Ram, ziggyram59, ariotofmyown and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziggyram59 Posted May 12, 2023 Author Share Posted May 12, 2023 8 minutes ago, Anon said: Dream job = no job. I think that almost anything would become mundane if you had to spend 40 hours a week doing it. Maybe some radio DJs do actually really like their jobs, but I feel that the chummy "banter" that goes on in the studio often sounds forced and not at all genuine. Also, being required to play the absolute guff that my audience of philistines wanted to hear would anger me greatly. The audience engagement too, I don't think I could read Jeff from Belper's tweet about a town bypass without falling asleep. Anon what would you choose as your dream job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, ziggyram59 said: Anon what would you choose as your dream job? I'd prefer no job, so it would have to be something that required me to do absolutely nothing where nobody would care about my lack of results. Probably a position in the civil service. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56822571 Archied 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Driving wedding cars. Not the chav limos but the proper smart older classics. This has always been my dream job since my childhood friends dad used to do it in his Austin Princess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Snow plough driver May to September. jono, Day, Comrade 86 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Anon said: Dream job = no job. I think that almost anything would become mundane if you had to spend 40 hours a week doing it. Maybe some radio DJs do actually really like their jobs, but I feel that the chummy "banter" that goes on in the studio often sounds forced and not at all genuine. Also, being required to play the absolute guff that my audience of philistines wanted to hear would anger me greatly. The audience engagement too, I don't think I could read Jeff from Belper's tweet about a town bypass without falling asleep. You miserable cynical cnut. I think we'd be friends irl NottsRam77 and Anon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Retired now and enjoying life, But if I had to go back to work...then working for the Forestry Commission, Love the outdoors and peace and quiet 👍 sheeponacid and cstand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 This guy has the dream job DarkFruitsRam7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, The Last Post said: then working for the Forestry Commission, Love the outdoors and peace and quiet It's not that quiet - you should hear the racket when a tree falls down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Anon said: I'd prefer no job, so it would have to be something that required me to do absolutely nothing where nobody would care about my lack of results. Probably a position in the civil service. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56822571 Very predictable. I worked in the civil service for a fair while and the amount of work and review of said work was very particular and very stressful. If your asking someone to pay large amounts of money, they're often not very keen, so you really need to know your s*** and have to bat off solicitors, accountants and MP's who now diddly on an hourly basis. GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Body double for Chris Hemsworth jono 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Stive Pesley said: It's not that quiet - you should hear the racket when a tree falls down If there's no one there...does a tree make a noise when it falls down 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier ram Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Make up and wardrobe assistant to the Victoria Secret models Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Being a porn star was fun but hard work (pun intended). 😀 Seriously though, I’d like to travel more, especially to some of the more obscure places, and I enjoy photography (not being especially good at it - like my time as a porn star 😀 - is a bit of a handicap though). So, something that combines the two would have been good. ziggyram59 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Keeping a store specialized on selling whiskies. Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1977 Ram Raider Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Top gear presenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 5 hours ago, Anon said: Dream job = no job. Unfortunately, in Sally Pepper's case that's true. They've just made her redundant. Madness. I would love to have trained as a dancer. Nothing special, just in a stage show. I'd have been retired 30 years now instead of two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bum. Eddie and Bwash_Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziggyram59 Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 16 hours ago, angieram said: Unfortunately, in Sally Pepper's case that's true. They've just made her redundant. Madness. I would love to have trained as a dancer. Nothing special, just in a stage show. I'd have been retired 30 years now instead of two! Awe really sorry to hear that Sally Pepper been made redundant. Miggins and angieram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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