Boycie Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 On 26/02/2018 at 00:32, BolsoverRam said: People not from Bozer not understanding Bozer slang (Only for me to realise nobody else knows what a Bolsover even is) Am I the only one who knows what spidge is??? Sorry you were left hanging for so long there. No idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 27 minutes ago, AmericanRam said: Slow service at restaurants. Now, fair enough if it's really crowded, long waiting lines, etc. But when it takes over fifteen damn minutes to get a drink when its just you and two other customers in the whole dang place... Freaking ridiculous. We always refuse to order drinks now when we place the order, always ask them to take drinks order and tell them need more time on the menu even if we dont, had occasions where food turns up before your drink. Lots of things annoy me about restaurants at times. 1. Can you tell me what the soup/dish of the day etc is - I'll go and ask. They should know what it is. 2. Can you tell me more about this dish or that dish, whats in it etc - I'll go and ask - They should know stuff about the menu. 3. Can I order the Steak/Fish etc - Sorry we dont have any of those left - Couldnt they have told me this sooner? Now they are stood there looking at me as I search for something else on the menu 4. Would you like any sauces? - Ok nice of you to ask but why do you always wait until my food has been delivered, why not ask before its been delivered so we dont have to sit and wait until you turn up and say sorry we dont have any of that. 5. Are you ready for your main course (stood there with it in their hands)? when its obvious I am still eating the starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 On 26/02/2018 at 00:32, BolsoverRam said: People not from Bozer not understanding Bozer slang (Only for me to realise nobody else knows what a Bolsover even is) Am I the only one who knows what spidge is??? Chewing gum? sage and NewtonRamDE55 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WharfedaleRam Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, ramsbottom said: The fact I've got to play 6-a-side tonight, outside, on top of a hill in Oakwood, at 9pm, when it's -6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People who build 6 a side pitches on top of hills! People who arrange 6 a side matches at 9pm in February! People who moan about playing sport in freezing temperatures!? Edited February 28, 2018 by WharfedaleRam Mis-spelled word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 5 hours ago, WharfedaleRam said: People who build 6 a side pitches on top of hills! People who arrange 6 a side matches at 9pm in February! People who moan about playing sport in freezing temperatures!? Luckily, they saw sense and called it off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 9 hours ago, Angry Ram said: Got some new favs on the business bollx speak. Machine learning !! IT Estate - I know what a housing estate is. Hyper Cloud Scale - Something to do with Apple? Identity Soc - Single pane of glass - WTF is that. My personal fav - Hetro genius systems !!! 60 mins of life that I won't get back. Was like a **** fest of bollx. they all seem great ones son.....our American cousins have a lot to answer for don't they..? Angry Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 1, 2018 Author Share Posted March 1, 2018 19 hours ago, Angry Ram said: Got some new favs on the business bollx speak. Machine learning !! IT Estate - I know what a housing estate is. Hyper Cloud Scale - Something to do with Apple? Identity Soc - Single pane of glass - WTF is that. My personal fav - Hetro genius systems !!! 60 mins of life that I won't get back. Was like a **** fest of bollx. No idea about the rest but Machine Learning is a real thing, rather than just managament bullpoo. Our company is into it. It's related to Artificial Intelligence in that the Machine looks at large amounts of data and searches for patterns - often they are ones that humans would miss. The pattern then helps the Machine to Learn what the correct actions should be, without the need for human intervention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: No idea about the rest but Machine Learning is a real thing, rather than just managament bullpoo. Our company is into it. It's related to Artificial Intelligence in that the Machine looks at large amounts of data and searches for patterns - often they are ones that humans would miss. The pattern then helps the Machine to Learn what the correct actions should be, without the need for human intervention. Bloody hell... Want a job? Intelligence is not a common word around here, artifical or not. All that bollx was about thge new GDPR rules & regs. Apparently I have to get permission to store any information now.. Bloody minefield even if I store next of kin data. rynny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 16 hours ago, MuespachRam said: My personal fav - Hetro genius systems !!! The future, for example, local area networks that connect Microsoft Windows and Linux based personal computers with Apple Macintosh computers. The potential is both huge in terms of data sharing, processing and data crunching, also scary for the exact same reasons. Back in my brief career in IT, was looking at using Windows NT as a platform to link Linux and windows, don't quote me direct as it was the 90's and a lot of **** happened back then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Just watching the Chase. Annoys me when contestants haven't done well and Bradley Walsh says "you're a better player than that". No they're not. If they were they would have got more questions right. And when contestants say when answering a question " haven't got a clue, it was an educated guess" . No it wasn't educated. It was just a guess. Grrrr. I'm turning into a real grumpy old man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Strange yearnings said: Grrrr. I'm turning into a real grumpy old man! No you're not. You're better than that. Smyth_18, Norman and mozza 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Phone that won't char ViewsFromTheMiddle and WhiteHorseRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViewsFromTheMiddle Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 22 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Phone that won't char Thought it was jus Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 The way the guy who announces the results on FIFA says "Sampdoria". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViewsFromTheMiddle Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, JoetheRam said: The way the guy who announces the results on FIFA says "Sampdoria". This post is giving me a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 On 01/03/2018 at 00:03, ramsbottom said: Luckily, they saw sense and called it off!!! People that call off events for a little bit of snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Formed ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 (edited) ******* townies who move to the countryside and buy a Chelsea tractor and think they can drive in the ******* snow. Can they ******** and also they don't realise that on these country lanes the ploughs only make one track through derrrrr!!!! Find the ******* reverse gear dumbo your shitbit 4 x 4 does go backwards too. ********* slide into me got out said it's only a scratch and drove off ****!!!!! Edited March 3, 2018 by Gritters Auto correct is crap on here JoetheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just to add a dipstick towny woman got out of her car to start kicking a drift to move it. I got out with my shovel to move it she said she forgot hers. Ffs it's only a dusting!! We used to get this every year 30 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 People who call you very early in the morning giving you a panic that something must be wrong, but all they want is to ask you something that could easily have waited until later. angieram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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