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Saw some clips of Bernard Manning doing the rounds on social media - not his racist stuff either!! 
 

“Us checkout girls can always tell the single blokes from the married ones”

”how do you manage that?” 
 

“I’ll show you, watch” 

 

A bloke comes up to the checkout with 1 sausage, 1 rasher of bacon, 1 tomato, 1 slice of bread and 1 tin of beans. 
 

Checkout lady turns to the customer “You’re single aren’t you?”

 

”yeah, how could you tell?!” 
 

“Because you’re a right ugly cxnt” 

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