vonwright Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Good to see the recent departures. There's a lot of nonsense spoken about how you need "players" to win football matches but I'm not convinced. Jram, jimtastic56, Parsnip and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonwright Posted July 1, 2021 Author Share Posted July 1, 2021 (edited) It's time to think outside the box. For example: instead of 11 "players", how about we pick Wayne Rooney and 10 aggressive dogs? The dogs attack the other team, Rooney scores. Simple football. Cheap (dog food, kennels). Edited July 1, 2021 by vonwright Rammy03, Taribo, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MackworthRamIsGod Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 9 minutes ago, vonwright said: Good to see the recent departures. There's a lot of nonsense spoken about how you need "players" to win football matches but I'm not convinced. We have lost enough games with players, maybe we win more with less players? Taribo, vonwright and jimtastic56 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornwallRam Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Get 11 full size plastic dummies and make them look like our best players from the past. Attach them to rods with handles at the end. Then install them across Pride Park and get a coach to work each handle during the matches. No spinning allowed though. JoetheRam, Animal is a Ram, jimtastic56 and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, MackworthRamIsGod said: We have lost enough games with players, maybe we win more with less players? Sign the coffee cup up and put in the No 10 position ? Malty, MackworthRamIsGod and jimtastic56 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 (edited) Starting line up next season: GK: Clough & Taylor Statue RB: Rammie CB: Private Derby CB: Derek from Chad LB: Walking Backwards Man RM: The King of Rome CM: Robert Lindsay CM: Robert Maxwell's Re-animated Corpse LM: Owen Bradley CF: The Steve Bloomer Bust CF: Kenco Coffee Cup I bet we'd still do better than last season. Edited July 1, 2021 by JoetheRam Ted McMinn Football Genius, Jimbo Ram, spondon_ram and 5 others 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, JoetheRam said: Starting line up next season: GK: Clough & Taylor Statue RB: Rammie CB: Private Derby CB: Derek from Chad LB: Walking Backwards Man RM: The King of Rome CM: Robert Lindsay CM: Robert Maxwell's Re-animated Corpse LM: Owen Bradley CF: The Steve Bloomer Bust CF: Kenco Coffee Cup I bet we'd still do better than last season. If you dont laugh, you'd be a Forest fan. Bit disappointed that "3 bunches for a pound today" man doesnt make the starting 11. JoetheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taribo Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Just now, MackworthRamIsGod said: If you dont laugh, you'd be a Forest fan. Bit disappointed that "3 bunches for a pound today" man doesnt make the starting 11. He doesn't finish on the stall till half 3; second half impact sub. JoetheRam and MackworthRamIsGod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Ram Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 43 minutes ago, CornwallRam said: Get 11 full size plastic dummies and make them look like our best players from the past. Attach them to rods with handles at the end. Then install them across Pride Park and get a coach to work each handle during the matches. No spinning allowed though. We’ve already tried the dummies scenario both on and off the pitch, didn’t really work… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 36 minutes ago, JoetheRam said: Starting line up next season: GK: Clough & Taylor Statue RB: Rammie CB: Private Derby CB: Derek from Chad LB: Walking Backwards Man RM: The King of Rome CM: Robert Lindsay CM: Robert Maxwell's Re-animated Corpse LM: Owen Bradley CF: The Steve Bloomer Bust CF: Kenco Coffee Cup I bet we'd still do better than last season. Pretty much agree with that line up, other than swapping Owen Bradley for Owd Miner. JoetheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EraniosSocks Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, hintonsboots said: Pretty much agree with that line up, other than swapping Owen Bradley for Owd Miner. Can we put Marshall in centre mid? maxjam, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and jimtastic56 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarterForTen Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 49 minutes ago, JoetheRam said: Starting line up next season: GK: Clough & Taylor Statue RB: Rammie CB: Private Derby CB: Derek from Chad LB: Walking Backwards Man RM: The King of Rome CM: Robert Lindsay CM: Robert Maxwell's Re-animated Corpse LM: Owen Bradley CF: The Steve Bloomer Bust CF: Kenco Coffee Cup I bet we'd still do better than last season. Seen as you've got a couple of statues in there already, surely there's a place for Rooney as well? JoetheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atherstoneram Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 1 hour ago, JoetheRam said: Starting line up next season: GK: Clough & Taylor Statue RB: Rammie CB: Private Derby CB: Derek from Chad LB: Walking Backwards Man RM: The King of Rome CM: Robert Lindsay CM: Robert Maxwell's Re-animated Corpse LM: Owen Bradley CF: The Steve Bloomer Bust CF: Kenco Coffee Cup I bet we'd still do better than last season. Derek from Chad has raised concerns that he will be spotted by someone from the DWP and his disability benefits will be stopped but has been informed by the club not too worry as he will play in disguise and use the pseudonym RoyMac5 JoetheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Should it say Bloating a thinning squad ? jimtastic56 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIMBAUD Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 That big ram statue from East Street would make a solid target man. And he’d fall down less than the wardrobe. might even be a bit quicker off the mark too... ? JoetheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 2 hours ago, JoetheRam said: Starting line up next season: GK: Clough & Taylor Statue RB: Rammie CB: Private Derby CB: Derek from Chad LB: Walking Backwards Man RM: The King of Rome CM: Robert Lindsay CM: Robert Maxwell's Re-animated Corpse LM: Owen Bradley CF: The Steve Bloomer Bust CF: Kenco Coffee Cup I bet we'd still do better than last season. I like the sound of private Derby ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ram59 Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 2 hours ago, JoetheRam said: Starting line up next season: GK: Clough & Taylor Statue RB: Rammie CB: Private Derby CB: Derek from Chad LB: Walking Backwards Man RM: The King of Rome CM: Robert Lindsay CM: Robert Maxwell's Re-animated Corpse LM: Owen Bradley CF: The Steve Bloomer Bust CF: Kenco Coffee Cup I bet we'd still do better than last season. We would, if we had B4 in the centre of midfield organising things. jimtastic56 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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