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New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)


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Bob forgot his anniversary. 

Bob's wife wasn't very happy.

After much waiving of arms and shouting she went to bed demanding something that goes from 0-200 in under 5 seconds on the drive outside the house in the morning when she gets up.

The next morning Bob gets up early and leaves for work. 

Bob's wife gets up a while later opens the curtains and sees a box on the drive. She gets dressed, goes downstairs and brings the package into the house.  Inside she finds a set of scales.

Bob hasn't been seen since last Friday...

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