Gritstone Ram Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Paddy went for a job and at the interview he was told his starting rate was £7.50/hour going up to £12.50/hour after 6 months. “When can you start?”, asked the interviewer. “In 6 months”,Paddy replied. BaaLocks, ThePrisoner and froggg 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Gritters said: Paddy went for a job and at the interview he was told his starting rate was £7.50/hour going up to £12.50/hour after 6 months. “When can you start?”, asked the interviewer. “In 6 months”,Paddy replied. Paddy? Seriously? GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 "Seriously?" On a joke thread? Seriously? Angry Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 29 minutes ago, BaaLocks said: Paddy? Seriously? I imagine that was the name of the job applicant King Kevin, Gritstone Ram and i-Ram 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just disappointed to see Paddy jokes on a board in 2018 - roll your eyes away if you wish, I just thought that was all behind us. Oh well, every day is a school day I guess. McRainy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 On 27/10/2018 at 00:12, uttoxram75 said: Jumped into a taxi and said "King Arthurs Close". The driver said, "Don't worry we'll lose him at the lights" I jumped into a London cab and said 'Waterloo please' He said 'the Station?' I replied 'Well I'm a bit fooking late for the battle' froggg, King Kevin, Stive Pesley and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 hours ago, BaaLocks said: Just disappointed to see Paddy jokes on a board in 2018 - roll your eyes away if you wish, I just thought that was all behind us. Oh well, every day is a school day I guess. Pretty much every joke will offend, upset, or "disappoint" someone, somewhere. That's the nature of the beast! ... And talking of beast... Even some avatars promoting bestiality could offend/upset/disappoint someone who isn't that way inclined! ...And before you ask, no, I don't mean me! In fact I find your avatar somewhat alluring, myself! She's a looker, that's for sure! Heat... kitchen... exit door... King Kevin, froggg and i-Ram 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 33 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Pretty much every joke will offend, upset, or "disappoint" someone, somewhere. That's the nature of the beast! ... And talking of beast... Even some avatars promoting bestiality could offend/upset/disappoint someone who isn't that way inclined! ...And before you ask, no, I don't mean me! In fact I find your avatar somewhat alluring, myself! She's a looker, that's for sure! Heat... kitchen... exit door... Point taken, when the first sheep raises an objection I will take it down. On a more general point, not every joke does offend, only those that are offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 I phoned my grandma last night to ask her how she was getting on with her new stair lift. She said, "To be honest it's driving me up the wall." bigbadbob, Kinder, ThePrisoner and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Last night the trick or treaters were out. First one looked like a Gloria Gaynor attempt. First I was afraid, I was petrified.. cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 12 hours ago, AmericanRam said: I phoned my grandma last night to ask her how she was getting on with her new stair lift. She said, "To be honest it's driving me up the wall." 7 hours ago, Animal is a Ram said: Last night the trick or treaters were out. First one looked like a Gloria Gaynor attempt. First I was afraid, I was petrified.. I find these jokes more offensive and 'disappointing' than most racist jokes. I know nothing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 On 31/10/2018 at 12:57, BaaLocks said: Just disappointed to see Paddy jokes on a board in 2018 - roll your eyes away if you wish, I just thought that was all behind us. Oh well, every day is a school day I guess. What wrong with the name Paddy? Know a great geordie lass called Paddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, 1of4 said: What wrong with the name Paddy? Know a great geordie lass called Paddy. Is she a hod carrier for Wimpey's, by any chance? Got a tattoo of KK "down there"!? (Loved it, absolutely loved it!) Drinks pints of mixed? We had a thing going for a while back in the late '80's. Nice lass. Give her my regards. xx Edited November 2, 2018 by Mucker1884 Just wanted to point out I approved of the tat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 On 30/10/2018 at 22:05, BaaLocks said: Paddy? Seriously? Oh stop throwing a paddy... BaaLocks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic…..but so far I've made three jugs and a vase. McRainy, Alph, bigbadbob and 9 others 2 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bwash_Ram Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 A single sperm has 37.5 MB of information in its DNA. An ejaculation represents a data transfer of approximately 1,587.5 TB of information. I know this could be a lot of information for some feminists to swallow. HorsforthRam, i-Ram, CornwallRam and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 I've been subscribing to Orthopaedics Monthly for 15 years now. I've got lots of back issues. angieram, mozza, bigbadbob and 6 others 2 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 5 hours ago, AmericanRam said: I've been subscribing to Orthopaedics Monthly for 15 years now. I've got lots of back issues. Spinechillers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Picked up a new thesaurus today. It's nothing to write house about. McRainy, ThePrisoner, angieram and 2 others 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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