Mucker1884 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 3 hours ago, AmericanRam said: Picked up a new thesaurus today. It's nothing to write house about. Oh, that did make me cachinnate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfella Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 mozza, Steve How Hard?, McRainy and 8 others 2 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 What do you get if you mix human DNA and dolphin DNA? Kicked out of Sea world. I know nothing, May Contain Nuts and Alph 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence. froggg and Bwash_Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 A guy tries to walk into a bar but the bouncer says "No tie, no admittance". The guy goes back to his car, looks for a tie but only finds jump leads. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in. The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says "OK; I'll let you in. But don't start anything." Gritstone Ram, Steve How Hard?, froggg and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 3 hours ago, AmericanRam said: A guy tries to walk into a bar but the bouncer says "No tie, no admittance". The guy goes back to his car, looks for a tie but only finds jump leads. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in. The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says "OK; I'll let you in. But don't start anything." Free entry, or was he charged? McRainy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 20 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Free entry, or was he charged? Don't know but apparently the atmosphere was electric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Wonder if he got a jump.. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, mozza said: Wonder if he got a jump.. There was definitely a spark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, mozza said: Wonder if he got a jump.. Shocking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 My car was nicked in a multi story car park---that's wrong on so many levels! McRainy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 hour ago, FindernRam said: My car was nicked in a multi story car park---that's wrong on so many levels! That's an old fave, thank you for reminding me of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 With great satisfaction we inform you that the first volume of "Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available. Steve How Hard? and Norman 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel. Bwash_Ram, Steve How Hard?, May Contain Nuts and 3 others 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 13 hours ago, King Kevin said: With great satisfaction we inform you that the first volume of "Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available. Thought that was the EU directive on peanut shapes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 13 hours ago, King Kevin said: With great satisfaction we inform you that the first volume of "Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available. Volume 1 of 20 King Kevin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 18 hours ago, King Kevin said: With great satisfaction we inform you that the first volume of "Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available. If I remember correctly the feminist version of that about understanding men is the size of a postage stamp, and probably has a semi naked woman on it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Did you know that on the Canary Islands there are no Canaries..... and on the Virgin Island there are no Caneries either. Ted McMinn Football Genius 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 (edited) A woman goes to the doctor and said I’ve been taking steroids and I’ve grown a rooster. Anabolic? Asked the doctor. No just a rooster. Edited November 20, 2018 by Gritters It doesn’t sound right does it? Stive Pesley and Chester40 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 When I was a kid you could go into your corner shop with £1 and come out with 2 cans of coke 5 mars bars a magazine and a bag of crisps. Now days there’s CCTV everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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