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King Kevin

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  1. Wife :I've got a bag of old clothes I'd like to donate. Husband:why not just throw them in the bin Wife:But there's poor starving people that would appreciate them Husband:Honey if they fit in your old clothes they ain't starving
  2. Mr Binazir needs to get out more.
  3. Could end up at Forest ,when they both sack their managers at Christmas.
  4. You only live once,when I was younger I often used to sit there and think I could have bought my house for cash if I hadn't spent it on cars .[And a couple of other things]
  5. Just picked this thread up ,hope everything goes well for you guys .
  6. Horrible ,horrible choice but after much deliberation Leeds to win.
  7. Kin ell you can't put a well balanced rationale for a player on this forum ,what are you thinking about.
  8. Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow! Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused. The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?' Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
  9. Methinks he has to hit the ground running , because the fans might not cut him much slack.
  10. Kiss it ?It will have to be the full deep throat tongue smacker to overcome being a red dog .
  11. Kin ell don't do this to us.
  12. He's cost neutral He pisses off Forest fans He gets us promoted He pisses off Leeds fans He fills the ground He really pisses off Smogies and Gibson.
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