Hans Datdo-Dishes

6 hours ago, Bob The Badger said:

Surely this must be photoshopped???

Ronald McMerkin.

12 minutes ago, admira said:

351. Easy one today, current club not displayed. 

Doesn't this one need a new thread of its own?

17 minutes ago, B4ev6is said:

Well scarlet lately has been about 20 yards or so outside area but often get swing in to the box some times they work some times they dont but nice just have that opapion.

He hits them as straight as an arrow.

"Let me entertain you".

7 hours ago, Rev said:

Felt my first tit to that song, happy days.

 

Happy mammaries.

4 minutes ago, Elwood P Dowd said:

Is it just one cow playing the banjo or are there udders ?

No string attached.

4 hours ago, Oldben said:

Would dishon bernard (man utd, defender) be worth considering as a loan signing?

It would bowl me over if we signed him.

1 hour ago, Boycie said:

Oh jeez.

What are the odds eh? It never rains..

They started at ten to two and he then got caught at five to four.

3 minutes ago, walkleyowl said:

Why would it. The office restricted capacity is circa 31k. 

That's one big office!

7 hours ago, hintonsboots said:

Can he press ?

I'm sure he can help the kit man out if we ask nicely.

1 hour ago, Steve How Hard? said:

This one is a bit Tosh but I hope it counts.

Yes, but it's along the right lines.

Michael Forsyth?

5 hours ago, Mckram said:

Yeboah being one of the greats. 

3 hours ago, Boycie said:

I think it’s the mugs for scoring.  We all like a free mug, and I think these mugs have a lady in underwear on them which disappears when hot liquid is poured into them.

Simple, but very effective.

Apparently, they get better the higher the league we're in. Scratch and sniff ones in the Premier League.

One of the best!

1 hour ago, cstand said:

Modern artwork revealed in Boston ?? 

Don’t think the artist will be too happy with the  hilarious comments on Twitter.

The lengths some people go to.

Big Trav on holiday?

40 minutes ago, Foreveram said:

Booked to see him in Mansfield in July.

Great stuff. Here's another from him... Lots of New Year resolutions at this time of year and I'm going to do dry January. I am going to try to go an entire month without foreplay.

2 hours ago, sage said:

 

That Goddard goal...one of my all-time favourites. Never tire of seeing it.

1 hour ago, Mihangel said:

Slightly odd set of questions but probably a reflection that we're in a relatively good spice right now. From 'under turnstile heating' to 'KPIs' and Ian Botham (WTF?). The KPI being my favourite, it was like someone has found out what a KPI is and decided to ask about it....

Which one? Baby?

1 hour ago, Blondest Goat said:

Heard that restaurant is full of tits.

Nipped in there once.

6 minutes ago, Yani P said:

His brother Don was a better prospect

Both are as hard as.

4 hours ago, The Last Post said:

I have, Met her on Plenty of Fish...dating site, I paid for all the drinks, She was legless by the end of the night ?

Did you get her a few fin and tonics?

2 hours ago, I DONT MIND said:

Fifa use ELO rankings now, since 2018. 

This doesn't take into account penalty outcomes, however it does extra time. 

Do they do that all over the world?

I bet Stoke have had a brimful of Ashia today.