Hans Datdo-Dishes

9 hours ago, dog said:

I'll start

 

That bloke in Raiders of the lost ark who gets sliced up by a propeller 

Before or after the slicing?

23 hours ago, Kokosnuss said:

One of those really s*** TV actors who either has a role for life in a soap, or repeatedly gets roles in various shows doing nothing but play themselves.

Money for nothing.

 

And they get their chicks for free.

26 minutes ago, Poynton ram said:

Yakubu

Bless you.

3 hours ago, 21CSchizoidRam said:

is he on holiday with Andrew Ridgeley?

Could be, I think I heard he was staying at Club Tropicana. The drinks are free apparently.

25 minutes ago, sage said:

Nice to see Steve Cherry after all these years 

And Micky Quim.

7 minutes ago, Srg said:

Now this is a game I can get behind...

Who's likely to go where.

Fozzy - run of the mill, never one to be extravagant. Likely goes to see family and takes a stroll instead of a beach, he is Scottish afterall and his complexion can't cope.

Cashin - Seen the Inbetweeners film? Cash is at that hotel right now.

Didzy - Flambuoyant, bit of a maverick. Bali.

Jason Knight - Dublin. Back home.

James Collins - Great Yarmouth. Not what it once was, rough around the edges. Promises so much, but takes forever to get there.

Wildsmith - Costa Del Sol. Familiar and reliable when you give it a chance.

Haydon Roberts - China.

2 minutes ago, Keepyuppy said:

Of only we had plzyete who could actually cross a fevent ball and take a decent corner - our crossing is abysmal  N M-L, Sibley, Dobbin, even Bird ffs. 

Only Roberts and Barks can cross  ball - this is one of the reasons why we haven't scored enough goals !!

 

Were you watching 'Allo 'Allo when you typed the first part of the first sentence?

Is this his first dip into the squad?

20 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

 

Absolute quality post. One of the finest ever on here. 😂

That's the one... superb 😂

14 minutes ago, NorwichExile said:

I heard we were close to signing Ali Koiki from Northampton. Attacking left wingback, decent age and has impressed in league 2. Won't be rushing down to the bookies though.

I think @Rev should repeat his fine post from the last time we were linked with this fella. Something about giving penalties away 😂

3 minutes ago, GboroRam said:

Looks like they modelled it on Howard Jones.

Melissa Wilkes...Zammo's girlfriend in Grange Hill.

15 minutes ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said:

Modelled himself on Jack Grealish I see.

1 hour ago, Mucker1884 said:

I should hope not.  That doesn't usually start until you get in your 60's!  

 

 

#HMSpissedmesenagain

He's got a good all round game and is in complete control of his dribbling.

Unlike NML.

21 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

I always believed ya 😱 😉

Yes, Angie never tells any Liza.

4 minutes ago, Shipley Ram said:

Wigan not paying players agin.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65510041

Nor a tonic.

7 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Nissan Cherry?

Didn't she sing Buffalo Stance?

1 hour ago, uttoxram75 said:

A specialist at dealing with night fevers.

I didn't think Alan Biley still played for us in 1985.

4 minutes ago, strawhillram said:

Are the used ones more expensive?

Only when the owner has had a muff of them.

58 minutes ago, PistoldPete said:

Like Dobbin?

Magicman does.

2 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

I think to achieve that, we'd need to win the Milky Way Champions of Champions Plyraneum Trophy by 2027.

That's a tall order granted, but hey, if we get behind the lads, and maybe suck some balls in the South Stand...    

I don't recall B4 predicting that, Mucker 😲

Getting Bedingham cheaply is a result.

We can add the trophy to all the ones we won at the Baseball Ground.