Hans Datdo-Dishes

20 minutes ago, JfR said:

Hopefully he doesn't play too flaky for them

He'll be head and shoulders above anyone in their team. 

5 minutes ago, admira said:

180. 

Bit of a long shot...is it Steve Davies? 

3 hours ago, Unlucky Alf said:

I can remember when cars had 4 gears, A reverse gear and a handbrake, And I could take a starter motor out of a Vauxhall Viva in less than 5mins with plenty of room for a picnic in the engine bay.

Progress aye...who'd have thought it ?

 

I would have loved to have seen the face of the Viva owner returning to see you having a picnic out of the engine bay, Alf. 

1 minute ago, Andrew3000 said:

Arse-gravy?

? I'm not sure he would have taken that as a condiment. 

1 hour ago, i-Ram said:

I'm thinking why arent the g's underlined.

 

The gee gees

Just now, angieram said:

Thank you ?

16 minutes ago, jimbo jones said:

Shan Masood not in the Pakistan squad for the tour of Netherlands or the Asia Cup

At the National Sea Life Centre. 

Apparently, their neighbour's boss, old clippity, rates him highly. 

I was tinking about this, you know, job. Erm, I think I would be, wot's the word, purfick for it. Like you say, I'm an absolute shoe-Inn for it. I can start next chewsday. 

I bet his boots are clean. 

17 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said:

At least he didn’t stick his oar in. 

Or up... 

4 hours ago, Unlucky Alf said:

Not true, As I was walking past I was hit with a Mortar Board and a Scroll at the back of my head...bloody students ? 

? In another incident, one of their fans kept tapping me on the back of my head, calling me a t***...in Morse code. 

Rock on. 

Sad news. I'll have a cuppa tea in his memory. 

Really pleased for Dal...looks like a top bloke. However, he needs to rein it in a bit in case that lot down the road come knocking. 

13 minutes ago, B4ev6is said:

I think he could be training at derby some spotted extra arm in derby training picture could it be him.

Hopefully it's the new keeper. 

1 hour ago, jimbo jones said:

I don't, it's ruining my excuse for never making it ?

Just a bit of a wheeze that, Jimbo. 

9 minutes ago, PistoldPete said:

David Swindlehurst.

I wish I'd said that. 

After some of the comments, he's going to need a thick skin if he joins. 

2 minutes ago, jimbo jones said:

490-5

Bowlers paradise this morning ??

? Just in time for our innings! Poor toss to lose. 

10 minutes ago, admira said:

164. 

Dave Swindlehurst

1 hour ago, SSD said:

Trying to think which private jet he kept borrowing from his golf mates, to give us the grand illusion that he had a bit of money.

Tiger Moth Woods. 

5 hours ago, 86 Hair Islands said:

Great opportunity for pundits to slip in the odd 'Nunn's on the run' into their commentaries.

Probably not if our lazy ex goalkeeping coach is on commentary. Eric...idle so and so. 

1 minute ago, PistoldPete said:

Remind me what position does Oduroh play?

Right kwak