Hans Datdo-Dishes

17 hours ago, kevinhectoring said:

You Sirius ?

If it's any constellation to you, I wasn't.

Jeff Astral at West Brom was good.

One of my all-time favourites. Was great to see him bring it out of defence to start an attack. Proper team man too. Remember him running half the length of the pitch to get sent off vs Norwich after one of their players (Trevor Putney?) 'assaulted' Tin Man. Daft, but he got the back of his mate!

7 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said:

Not sure what a Rooney bird is, but I do like the sound of a White Knight charging in to help secure promotion.

 

 

An old one.

1 hour ago, therealhantsram said:

Just a guess... Movie studios are trying to drive pervious renters to become subscribers to their own streaming services. They all have one nowadays.

Don't think I'd be owning up to being one of those.

Martyn Waghorn. 

4 hours ago, B4ev6is said:

Hmmmm

Could start some kind of chant something

Derby no stopping us

Black and white army just like lads

No stopping us now

Anyone got any other ideas

Plus family friendly chant.

Not sure about the last two lines, B4.

1 hour ago, Rev said:

He's a nice bloke.

Needs to pick his next position very carefully.

That's what Christine said.

1 hour ago, Reggie Greenwood said:

Might be a bit early but I’ve booked a table for me and Mrs Reggie for Valentine’s Day. 
 

I think it might be a wasted effort  though because as she is ?at snooker . 

A mate of mine did that one year. He didn't pot a pink all night and didn't even bother going for a difficult brown.

He doesn't strike me as someone who would take this on at the expense of his role at Derbyshire. We're lucky to have him.

10 minutes ago, Archied said:

Add some spirit to the squad

And another ghoul scorer.

All the best, B4.

3 hours ago, Reggie Greenwood said:

@Magicman will snap up Dobbins shirt for washing his car ?

You toned that one down!

6 hours ago, Bob The Badger said:

Surely this must be photoshopped???

Ronald McMerkin.

12 minutes ago, admira said:

351. Easy one today, current club not displayed. 

Doesn't this one need a new thread of its own?

17 minutes ago, B4ev6is said:

Well scarlet lately has been about 20 yards or so outside area but often get swing in to the box some times they work some times they dont but nice just have that opapion.

He hits them as straight as an arrow.

"Let me entertain you".

7 hours ago, Rev said:

Felt my first tit to that song, happy days.

 

Happy mammaries.

4 minutes ago, Elwood P Dowd said:

Is it just one cow playing the banjo or are there udders ?

No string attached.

4 hours ago, Oldben said:

Would dishon bernard (man utd, defender) be worth considering as a loan signing?

It would bowl me over if we signed him.

1 hour ago, Boycie said:

Oh jeez.

What are the odds eh? It never rains..

They started at ten to two and he then got caught at five to four.

3 minutes ago, walkleyowl said:

Why would it. The office restricted capacity is circa 31k. 

That's one big office!

7 hours ago, hintonsboots said:

Can he press ?

I'm sure he can help the kit man out if we ask nicely.

1 hour ago, Steve How Hard? said:

This one is a bit Tosh but I hope it counts.

Yes, but it's along the right lines.

Michael Forsyth?