Hans Datdo-Dishes

Biggest flop has to be NML if the rumours are true.

28 minutes ago, Foreveram said:

Not really new, this joke was told seven posts back.😂

Whale meat the joke again.

3 hours ago, FindernRam said:

Football substitutes who are ready to come on when the manager demands it. Why aren't they already wearing the shirt and the boots. Timed somebody yesterday at nearly three minutes. The game stopped as the "injured" player and his "doctors" stalled for time whilst the sub went through his messing about. Surprised he didn't shave and shower first!

Perhaps he didn't have time as he was doing the other.

1 hour ago, B4ev6is said:

Looking at the picture stone cold pentley.

My favourite WWE wrestler 

2 minutes ago, Andrew1 said:

I find your comments extremely ropey…

Apparently they're blaming poor results on a few of them getting crampon match day and one got a pair of knees in the back.

Hope it goes well, B4. I'll keep my toes crossed for you.

1 minute ago, Miggins said:

Radio Derby on McGoldrick with apologies to Bucks Fizz:

'He knows when to speed it up and when he knows when to slow it down...' 😄

Did they rip his shorts off when he scored...to reveal a smaller pair underneath?

19 minutes ago, hintonsboots said:

Maybe appoint Peter Stringfellow then ?

He's a bit late for that.

42 minutes ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said:

He's had one of my posts removed.  Can dish it but not take it. 

Like a one-armed waiter.

Tongue, bowling at a decent lick, with 2 quick wickets leaves us in trouble 9 down.

Yes, he's travelled All over the world.

4 hours ago, Wolfie20 said:

Their chances of staying up have just marginally improved - Chris Woods out for the season.

They’ll still go down though, even after wasting over £200m 😂

Oh dear, they can't see the Wood at the Trees.

We've got to win the battles in the griddle of the park.

Didn't Vivian Woodward design the kit as well?

Tommy Lee Royce?

Craig Ramage 

Bloke with some binoculars and a clipboard.

1 minute ago, G STAR RAM said:

Who did she used to play for?

The Hammers 

On 21/03/2023 at 16:20, therealhantsram said:

Can someone explain why Derby is the home of hot dogs?

 

Am I missing something? Or are they just paying homage to the great Russell Hoult?

Yes, I thought it was Korea.

46 minutes ago, sage said:

Finally found my other cricket injury 

Double dislocation 

Ouch...did something similar myself. Were you fielding at point?

What's the points?

Are they our sister club?

Feeling low. My mate just fessed up about his chronic viagra addiction. I should've been more supportive but no one's taken it harder than his wife.

14 minutes ago, Premier ram said:

 

                                      

Bit harsh, David was only sharing some information.

Pompous John.