Hans Datdo-Dishes

It's a no from me and he doesn't appear to be the most popular ex player...Holmes under the hammer.

6 hours ago, i-Ram said:

Testimonial my arse.

I'd rather not but I'm sure it's just peachy.

17 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said:

Oh, not more bloody puns! 
Give it a rest!  ?

Sorry, Mucker. I'll chalk my last post off.

6 hours ago, Eddie said:

Plenty of pickets on occasion at our local power station, trying to stop coal lorries and trains.

I used to have to sneak in the back way. I didn't work there - I used to play snooker for them and the tables were absolutely top-notch slate beds. It was going to take more than a bunch of flying pickets to keep me off the green baize in those days.

You just had to negotiate the pocket line to play then, Eddie?

9 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said:

I looked at getting a pun from "strudel" as well mate.

 

I couldn't get it to work either.....

I wonder what the raisin for that is?

Mrs Smith, my granny, could do a better job. 

1 hour ago, jono said:

Were they any good ? Trying to remember once old heavy leather ones vanished. Removable studs were a thing but I bet you just have multiple pairs with varying lengths, Nephew had blade shaped studs a while back and I remember seeing the documentary about predators at the end of the 70’s early eighties ? … with the contact patch on the upper surface.
Need a new topic !

What are the RR of footy boots today ? I wonder if we have reached the stage where there’s nothing new under the sun (I am old ! ?) 

Right .. off to Google to explore

Didn't the ex Liverpool Aussie, Craig Johnston, invent the Predator boot?

1 hour ago, hintonsboots said:

Shamrock Rovers ?

If he's lucky. 

13 minutes ago, Gerry Daly said:

And Don King is clearly a business associate of SISU. He doesn't look like their David Clowes thats for sure. We are so lucky  

Yes, hair raising thought. 

52 minutes ago, Foreveram said:

That’s just reminded me about when I met Stan Collymore.

We're all queueing up with stories like that. 

Thanks for pointing it out. 

Just now, Ellafella said:

All a bit pin-ball. Need to dampen it. 

Boycie's your man. 

4 hours ago, Anag Ram said:

Hopefully bear not bare, Roy ?

 

That bush could do with a trim. 

6 hours ago, B4ev6is said:

Sigh

Someone else I got to know on here sigh.

Don't worry, B4, Hoveram will rise above this and be OK ?

Just now, StrawHillRam said:

Didna 

Fred? 

The green lettering looks mint. 

19 minutes ago, admira said:

271. 

The great Charlie George 

1 hour ago, Baj said:

Enola Holmes 2  just hit Netflix, would say it's around the same score

Is it a repeat, Baj? 

1 hour ago, Gaspode said:

It's disgraceful isn't it? I'm so shocked that I'm going down to Woolies to treat myself to a bag of Pick n Mix and then nip round to C&A for as new pair of polyester underpants.....

I knew a woman who used to shop at C&A for her knickers...so she knew which way to put them on. 

11 minutes ago, Bald Eagle's Barmy Army said:

Your just milking the glory, we need to nip this in the bud 

Well expressed! 

14 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

Is that the breast you could do?  

At least he was talking about a game in D cup. 

32 minutes ago, Van der MoodHoover said:

Anyone up for the 3am kick off vs Canada? 

I'm not sure I'm eligible, Van. 

Splash of Brut, slappy chop chops. 

1 hour ago, Gaspode said:

Would you typically use the first 3 in the same sentence?

It would be grate if he did. 

28 minutes ago, Reggie Greenwood said:

Think this is @admira’s baby 

That's impressive. Do you know his name?