JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Anyone up for a game of forum bingo? In the event we don't win the match and you have all of the following statements (or a close variation) on your card you win a prize... "mid-table at best" "we're skint, where are the signings?" "Cocu will be a dud" "the kids aren't ready" "Lawrence not good enough" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 15 minutes ago, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said: Anyone up for a game of forum bingo? In the event we don't win the match and you have all of the following statements (or a close variation) on your card you win a prize... "mid-table at best" "we're skint, where are the signings?" "Cocu will be a dud" "the kids aren't ready" "Lawrence not good enough" "Keogh is useless" as free space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaRam Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 15 minutes ago, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said: Anyone up for a game of forum bingo? In the event we don't win the match and you have all of the following statements (or a close variation) on your card you win a prize... "mid-table at best" "we're skint, where are the signings?" "Cocu will be a dud" "the kids aren't ready" "Lawrence not good enough" Will never happen, there’s only one dud at DCFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Dude mate not dud. Ask Boris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jourdan Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 On my forum bingo card: ’Cocu is the Dutch Pearson.’ ’Keogh is finished.’ ’Come back Blessing Kaku. All is forgiven.’ ’If we had started Martin, we would have won 4-1.’ ’14th at best.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ariotofmyown Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 "These are the teams we have to be beating if we want automatic promotion" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Anything less than a convincing win and Cocu’s position has got to be under threat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Hughes Hair Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Anyone else this morning concerned that @DarkFruitsRam7 has Oedipal Complex issues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Just wanna thank our Hilda had a great night at stripped bare massage parlour last neet in Glasgow... she bought me a voucher fer mi bofday. Feel proper relaxed nah .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jourdan Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 This is fun. ’We wouldn’t get a bag of Skittles for Jozefzoon.’ ’Lampard saw this coming.’ ‘Marriott is on Hole 7. Five under par.’ ‘Sue from Breadsall carrying her picnic basket is more dangerous than Tom Lawrence.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atherstoneram Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Owd miner said: Just wanna thank our Hilda had a great night at stripped bare massage parlour last neet in Glasgow... she bought me a voucher fer mi bofday. Feel proper relaxed nah .. Was that the one in Sauchiehall Street,if not tell Hilda to get you one for there next time, pay for one visit get one free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wignall12 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 29 minutes ago, Will Hughes Hair said: Anyone else this morning concerned that @DarkFruitsRam7 has Oedipal Complex issues? I've got multiple complex issues but the Doc gave me some Oinkment !! ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 34 minutes ago, Owd miner said: Just wanna thank our Hilda had a great night at stripped bare massage parlour last neet in Glasgow... she bought me a voucher fer mi bofday. Feel proper relaxed nah .. Did hilda mention a young feller drinking toytown snakebite that she copped off wi in the club last neet? Whlle you woz "otherwise engaged".....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jourdan Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Let’s have a 3-1 win and the boys and girls in Glasgow to start a wonderfully cheesy chant that just takes on a life of its own. How about Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing? I’ve had my time of my life No, I’ve never felt this way before Yes, I swear It’s the truth And I owe it all to you, Cocu! The lift becomes Waghorn’s routine goal celebration as we finish 1st and Mel just cannot stop smiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 16 minutes ago, HantsRam said: Did hilda mention a young feller drinking toytown snakebite that she copped off wi in the club last neet? Whlle you woz "otherwise engaged".....? Funnily enough mi owd shes been sat on a rubber ring since last neet ... I thought it was her piles mekin an appearance . Nah thas got mi thinkin ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFC1388 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, DCFC1388 said: Where’s DUD???????????? there must be a conspiracy that explains his absence.......let’s hope we get a ITK kiss and tell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jourdan Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 So at a guess, it’s: Roos Bogle - Keogh - Evans - Malone Huddlestone - Dowell Bennett - Lawrence - Jozefzoon Waghorn Lawrence as the #10, presumably? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EraniosSocks Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 I can’t be the only one that gets worried when reading Roos in the starting Eleven line up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Dhabi Ram Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Where is Knight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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