The_Sheriff Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 On 28 June 2016 at 21:29, TimRam said: People at work doing number 2's then leaving the toilets just as I go in for a number 1....then someone else enters. Do number 2's at home!!! I don't get paid for that. Nothing better then cranking one out and getting paid for it! JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta and TimRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 1, 2016 Author Share Posted July 1, 2016 There's somebody in my company whose diet must consist of sh/t and fortnight old roadside badger if their poo stink is anything to go by. They are remakably regular, though, so I avoid the bogs between 10 and 11am. froggg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I'll add to my post...going into the toilets at the same time as someone else...exchanging good morning/afternoon...going for a number 1..they go for a number 2 and without shame, let out the most horrendous noises known to human-kind. Thanks, I now have heard your noises and know who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 2 hours ago, TimRam said: I'll add to my post...going into the toilets at the same time as someone else...exchanging good morning/afternoon...going for a number 1..they go for a number 2 and without shame, let out the most horrendous noises known to human-kind. Thanks, I now have heard your noises and know who you are. It's a toilet. People ****. Sorry but if I'm going in the crapper I want everyone to know it's for a poo and not to toss it off on my phone for half an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 On 6/28/2016 at 21:29, TimRam said: People at work doing number 2's then leaving the toilets just as I go in for a number 1....then someone else enters. Do number 2's at home!!! Don't even get me started on this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Football reporters when they ask a player if they're happy with a victory. Nah I'm ******* p*ssed we won mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 On 6/28/2016 at 21:29, TimRam said: People at work doing number 2's then leaving the toilets just as I go in for a number 1....then someone else enters. Do number 2's at home!!! I work from home so do I need to wait until after 6pm to take a dump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 "New and improved!" How can it be both? If its new, its not the same as the old one. If its improved, its not new. Phoenix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 "Open here" And second later you stand there pissed off with little piece of plastic in your hand and looking for scissors. ronnieronalde and Animal is a Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 4, 2016 Author Share Posted July 4, 2016 Re-sealable bags of pasta/rice which always rip when you try to open them and therefore cannot re-seal. McRamFan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 8 hours ago, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said: I work from home so do I need to wait until after 6pm to take a dump? Ha you can work whilst you take a dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Cats..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Aye, I'm not keen on any of Andrew Lloyd Webber's stuff either. rynny and Animal is a Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 People who park in parent and child parking spaces who don't have any children with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, rynny said: People who park in parent and child parking spaces who don't have any children with them. Even more annoying - kids that park in parent and child spaces without their bloody parents. Arrrrgh Mostyn6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcfan1 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Love Island- I mean FFS I prefer undateables= at least watching that I can admire the men who have it hard and are prepared to take on a difficult challenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 10 hours ago, rynny said: People who park in parent and child parking spaces who don't have any children with them. Especially if in 4*4 and feel its their right to take up two parking spaces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Parent and child spaces. What age does the child have to be for the regulation to no longer apply? And the amount of disabled spaces at some places is a joke. ronnieronalde 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 1 hour ago, JoetheRam said: Parent and child spaces. What age does the child have to be for the regulation to no longer apply? And the amount of disabled spaces at some places is a joke. Tesco take the piss with their disabled spaces, at least 4 times as many than family spaces, drives me f***ing spare!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 It's all very well car firms building self-driving cars but how about they first concentrate on inventing a wing mirror that can't be turned into a squat for spiders!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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