McRamFan Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Dragging up past glories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 People who say they borrowed something to someone instead of lent it to them. (Think Mostyn may be one of them ) people who eat bananas and you can hear their molars smack together. Alph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Ewe Ram said: People who say they borrowed something to someone instead of lent it to them. (Think Mostyn may be one of them ) people who eat bananas and you can hear their molars smack together. oddly, at time of writing, I deliberated which was the correct term, and decided the wrong one, maybe. Ewe Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 31 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: oddly, at time of writing, I deliberated which was the correct term, and decided the wrong one, maybe. Ewe Ram'll learn yer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 It's not random, it is annoying, and I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but two words. Colin Gibson. Why? What is his purpose? I've just watched his interview with Thorne, who seemed delighted to be the latest subject of a Col grilling. 'Tell me George, what's the purpose of the compression boot you're wearing, and do you use those crutches to support your weight after your double leg break'? 'The boot keeps the harmful effects of the sun off my leg Gibbo, and saves a few quid on the factor 30. As for the crutches, I use them to swing past dogshit I might otherwise stand in'. 'What of the pool Thorney, is that useful in your recovery?' 'Not really Col, it's just easier to pee in there than have to unfold the snake while balancing on one leg. Shouldn't you be asking me if my recovery has been aided by Mel's massive investment?' Even Keogh is better at interviews than him. Sexydadbod, Wolfie, Ewe Ram and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 The universe likes to tease me sometimes. We got up at 6am the other day to catch the grand opening of an appliance store at 7am. We got there at 7 but already there was a line a half mile long. Wife needed a blood pressure checker device thingy because she is on medication for high blood pressure and we needed a new toaster and cheap hairdryer and i needed an electric shaver. At 8am i saw there was still at least 20 minutes until we would be let inside and we were running late already for wife had to show up at her work at the Red Cross and 9am and i had an appointment with our family doctor at 9.20am and so we gave up and returned to our car. Wife blamed me for the whole fiasco and we had a hearty argument most of the way home about it. i decided we needed some cheering up so i came by at the bakery. My phone rang and it was the doctor's office telling me that my time had been cancelled because of the doctor's sick offspring. Yay, another perfect day We are in full agreement now though, no more grand openings for us. Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Brown cars. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 56 minutes ago, Phoenix said: Brown cars. Mmmmmmmm Austin Maxi They were always shitt brown, which is ironic...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 minute ago, MB (Wolfie) said: Mmmmmmmm Austin Maxi They were always shitt brown, which is ironic...... i liked the Maxi , could drop all the seats and make a double bed , it was the Allegro that was ***** .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Phoenix said: Brown cars. I can understand people who buy an old banger, and couldn't care less what colour it is. But to know that someone has visited a showroom, and been given a choice of finishes, only to plump for faecal brown, is a truly depressing thought. Phoenix and SKRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I was in a car showroom a few years ago when this chap came in to collect his new motor in a rather touching shade of metallic lilac. Each to his own. Alph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Kids walking along the street blaring music out their phones... What are they expecting? Me to saddle up to them and say "Mmm, Drake, excellent choice" and give him a high 5? Put ya f***in earphones in ya little ***t!!! Rev, SKRam, Animal is a Ram and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 The wife has just had a call from the youngest's nursery to say they are going to be closed this week for strikes and maybe next week as well. What has annoyed us about it the most is the lack of notice and he is meant to be going on a trip this week and next which he is now going to miss out on. Alph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 18, 2016 Author Share Posted June 18, 2016 Must have had a power surge yesterday morning. The main TV popped & smelt of burning circuit board, before I went to work. Came home & greeted by the news that the desktop PC looks f@@@@@d as well. Bloody hell!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 People in pubs that talk to their mates at a volume that everyone in the pub can hear. Gobshites. SKRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Obviously this doesn't include people who have genuine difficulties with spelling, but people who say "defiantly" instead of "definitely". ronnieronalde, rynny, SKRam and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag zig Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 On 25 May 2016 at 19:11, reveldevil said: People who expect their point to be taken seriously on a public forum, yet insist on using wot instead of what, etc. Genuine spelling mistakes I can live with, but to not even be arsed to type 1 or 2 extra characters when you wish to express yourself means I'll never take your point seriously. It's probs just me who has this problem, obvs. On 21 May 2016 at 21:43, rynny said: People criticising a school they didn't go to, with spelling and grammatical errors. Reading some of the comments on the telegraph. "I wouldnt never send me kids there" "there staff are useless" "Why go to such a school lol was always the bad school wen I lived in Derby" "Don't sound good does it. Shud stick to his French lol" "More interested in bums on seats. Then there staff or pupils" If you are going to criticise a school and it's teachings make sure you are educated enough to make sure you don't look like an idiot. bigbadbob, DarkFruitsRam7, Rev and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 On 01/06/2016 at 03:11, Alpha said: Having a rubbish bag 5 yards from the black bin. Unless it's raining grenades then just walk outside? When someone puts rubbish in the kitchen bin and pretends they didn't see there's no bin liner in first. You saw it, you liar! Alph and ronnieronalde 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 2 hours ago, GboroRam said: When someone puts rubbish in the kitchen bin and pretends they didn't see there's no bin liner in first. You saw it, you liar! Exactly why I binned the bin!!! Or they cram so much in rather than change it and then it won't come out the bin without a fight or, in the worst case, ripping. Then you have to get a bag for the bag. GboroRam, Rev and ronnieronalde 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 4 hours ago, GboroRam said: When someone puts rubbish in the kitchen bin and pretends they didn't see there's no bin liner in first. You saw it, you liar! On the subject of which; My council wheelie bins were kept behing the wall (since demolished) to the front garden. A few weeks ago I opened the lid of my general waste bin, which was hitherto empty, to find a sheet of paper at the bottom, taken from another bin, covered in human excrement. Some nice folks about in Leicestershire, centre of the sporting universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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