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                       BIOLOGY EXAM 

                       Students in an advanced Biology class were taking 
their mid-term exam.
                       The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of 
Mother's Milk.?
                       The question was worth 70 points or none at all. 

                       One student, in particular, was hard put to think of 
seven advantages. 

                       However, he wrote:
                       1) It is perfect formula for the child.
                       2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
                       3) It is always the right temperature.
                       4) It is inexpensive.
                       5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
                       6) It is always available as needed.
                       And then the student was stuck. Finally, in 
                       just before the bell rang indicating the end of the 
test, he wrote:
                       7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's 
high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. 

                       He got an A.

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7 minutes ago, King Kevin said:

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my
feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser!

Are you here all week? 😭

its like a stand up routine 👏

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The difference between complete and finished


When you marry the right woman, you are 'complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'finished.' And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are 'completely finished.'" 



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7 hours ago, AmericanRam said:

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where he is.

So how do you know he walked 5 miles a day? 🤔

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20 minutes ago, StivePesley said:

My best mate's Dad died in Venice recently - he fell out of one of them boats and drowned

I offered him my sincere gondolences

Perfect example of why we need to know what the next unread topic is.

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