richinspain Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 18 hours ago, SouthStandDan said: ✈️? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gone Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 A nun is having a bath after a hard days praying. Suddenly there’s a knock on the bathroom door. “hello” says the Nun a little shocked “hello it’s the blind fitter, can I come in” comes the reply. The nun ponders and due to her caring nature thinks, the poor guy is blind and just wants to get his job done, repairing the leak or something in the bathroom. I have to be kind, he can’t see me I’ll let him in. ”come in” shouts the Nun. The man enters and says “wow great tits, now where do you want the blind” ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Knock Knock Who's there? Agad Agad who? Agad who do do Push pineapple, shake a tree Mick Brolly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 20 minutes ago, sage said: Knock Knock Who's there? Agad Agad who? Agad who do do Push pineapple, shake a tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 I went to the doctors because I had a lettuce stuck up me arse. All he did was apply a dressing. Mick Brolly, jono, Bob The Badger and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 37 minutes ago, reverendo de duivel said: I went to the doctors because I had a lettuce stuck up me arse. All he did was apply a dressing. Had the same problem mate. the Doctor said its the tip of the iceberg. jono, Rev, Will Hughes Hair and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 Dont know how you can romaine in this forum after those puns Steve How Hard?, uttoxram75 and jono 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 13 hours ago, Bwash_Ram said: Dont know how you can romaine in this forum after those puns Cos they can. Bwash_Ram, jono and uttoxram75 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 10 hours ago, Steve How Hard? said: Cos they can. A little Gem that one mate i-Ram, jono, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 11 hours ago, Bwash_Ram said: A little Gem that one mate I'm not joining with these lettuce pubs anymore. I'm turning over a new leaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 8 hours ago, sage said: I'm not joining with these lettuce pubs anymore. I'm turning over a new leaf. I see your autocorrect is bang on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 9 hours ago, sage said: I'm not joining with these lettuce pubs anymore. 1 hour ago, richinspain said: I see your autocorrect is bang on! The autocorrect looks a bit sluggish. jono and I know nothing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 1 hour ago, richinspain said: I see your autocorrect is bang on! Ffs richinspain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 12 hours ago, sage said: I'm not joining with these lettuce pubs anymore. I'm turning over a new leaf. Get inn ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 jono, GB SPORTS, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Alph, richinspain, Mr. P and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil62uk Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) Met a women in the NEPTUNE last year ... she took me back to her place whilst she was making coffee ... I went upstairs to use her latrine I noticed her bedroom door was open ... I thought sod it let's have a gander .. as I went through her wardrobe she had a NURSES UNIFORM , FRENCH MAIDS UNIFORM , A HEADMISTRESS UNIFORM , A BUNNY GIRL OUT FIT , A POLICE WOMENS UNIFORM , A LITTLE BO PEEP OUTFIT ... couldn't believe my eyes ... she shouts Neil your coffee is ready HUN .... went down stairs I said stick your coffee I'm going home .... She said Why what's wrong ... ? I replied ... I've just been through your wardrobe and seen some of your outfits it's obvious to me you can't a F - - K - - G job down ... !!!! Edited September 21, 2020 by neil62uk Wolfie, TimRam, Steve How Hard? and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TimRam Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Mick Brolly, Steve How Hard? and jono 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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