GboroRam Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 BREAKING NEWS: Two people found sunbathing in Scotland today have tested positive for hypothermia. Gritstone Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted April 7, 2020 Author Share Posted April 7, 2020 11 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: How do they recognise each other? Do they arrange to meet under the town hall clock with their capon? No, the town hall cluck Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 King Kevin, Tamworthram, GboroRam and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Rev, i-Ram, Pearl Ram and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Brolly Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, mozza said: Better pray it doesn't need a dump. mozza 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mick Brolly said: Better pray it doesn't need a dump. A strategically placed bucket.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, mozza said: A strategically placed bucket.. More likely to leave a pebble-dash finish on the wall Mick Brolly and mozza 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Alph, I know nothing, i-Ram and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 My ignorance of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Toe. Tamworthram, Steve How Hard?, Bob The Badger and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Mick Brolly said: Better pray it doesn't need a dump. Spray tan booth? Winner, winner. Mick Brolly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Formula One supre fan Mick Jagger has surprisingly turned down the opportunity to be a pall bearer at Stirling Moss's funeral. When asked why he simply replied 'No way! A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, BaaLocks said: Formula One supre fan Mick Jagger has surprisingly turned down the opportunity to be a pall bearer at Stirling Moss's funeral. When asked why he simply replied 'No way! A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss'. Blimey! I bet most on here don't even realised he's died yet! It only hit the internet an hour or so ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Mucker1884 said: Blimey! I bet most on here don't even realised he's died yet! It only hit the internet an hour or so ago! Should I have put a spoiler alert in? i-Ram, Bwash_Ram and Mucker1884 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 minute ago, BaaLocks said: Should I have put a spoiler alert in? That was actually funnier than the joke! ? I know nothing, Mick Brolly, maxjam and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 I was on my daily constitutional, when I passed a comely young lady in her garden, holding a trowel, wearing very short shorts, who smiled sweetly and said can you help trim my bush? I confess my first thoughts were "Damn my shears are rusted up" rather than " But I've just cleaned my teeth" Must be an age thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 The Devon and Cornwall music festival is cancelled as they couldn’t agree whether The Jam or Cream should go on first. Premier ram, i-Ram, ThePrisoner and 4 others 1 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 ramit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 2 hours ago, GboroRam said: The Devon and Cornwall music festival is cancelled as they couldn’t agree whether The Jam or Cream should go on first. As an ex Devonian I can tell you: Don't put cream on a Pasty, although very original ones had jam one end and meat and potatoes the other. Complete meal for a miner. RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TramRam Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 32 minutes ago, FindernRam said: As an ex Devonian I can tell you: Don't put cream on a Pasty, although very original ones had jam one end and meat and potatoes the other. Complete meal for a miner. Yep you're right. FindernRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Wolfie, bigbadbob, Bob The Badger and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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