Mucker1884 Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Stive Pesley said: Shouldn't that be "Gran Tug"? I think someone hooked up there! Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Mucker1884 said: Shouldn't that be "Gran Tug"? I think someone hooked up there! Don’t get Wayne excited Mucker1884 and Stive Pesley 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 On 17/05/2023 at 22:33, Osbaldwick said: Spent hours looking for the difference to the official logo then I realised that is the joke. DOH! Osbaldwick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 (edited) I think Harry Kane should move on after a recent spate of high profile burglaries. Ryan Giggs was burgled recently and they got away with 13 Premier League medals, 2 Champions League medals, 4 FA Cup medals, 1 UEFA Super Cup medal, 9 FA Community Shields and 3 Football League Cup medal. Harry Kane had a toaster and flat screen tv stolen. Edited May 21, 2023 by The Last Post Steve How Hard? and WharfedaleRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier ram Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 I told my friend 10 jokes to try to get him to laugh. No pun in 10 did I bought some trainers from a drug dealer , dont know what he laced them with but ive been tripping up all day Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 Me and my sister were put up for adoption because my mum was a teenage drug addict Yes - I was a crack baby My sister on the other hand was delivered by caesarian section Bob The Badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maydrakin Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 I watched a documentary on Rolf Harris and the next day I found out he had died. Does anyone know if there’s a Nigel Farage documentary? Comrade 86, RoyMac5, GboroRam and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 Foreveram, maydrakin, BucksRam and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 Ah well i-Ram, Comrade 86, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 A friend on holiday in Turkey wants help deciding what to have for dinner. What would you go for? ramit, i-Ram, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 56 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said: A friend on holiday in Turkey wants help deciding what to have for dinner. What would you go for? Less of a starter - more of a happy ending Comrade 86 and I know nothing 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 14 minutes ago, Stive Pesley said: Less of a starter - more of a happy ending Or an amuse-bouche? Comrade 86, Stive Pesley and Steve How Hard? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Stive Pesley said: Less of a starter - more of a happy ending No need to get salty. Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 (edited) "Absolute bummer. Hope Sam Smith is well nonetheless and ready to perform again soon at full health!" added Will Dennigan. Unfortunate choice of words from Will, does anyone think? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65706663 Sam Smith 'heartbroken' after scrapping Manchester gig just four songs in Edited May 25, 2023 by i-Ram ColonelBlimp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Someone was "devastated" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 5 hours ago, Bob The Badger said: A friend on holiday in Turkey wants help deciding what to have for dinner. What would you go for? What is the size of the portions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 5 hours ago, Bwash_Ram said: No need to get salty. Afterward he said to the hard-of-hearing waiter that he wanted dessert. On not hearing properly the waiter said 'Come again' And my friend responded, 'no, I'd rather have ice cream this time'. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osbaldwick Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 4 hours ago, PistoldPete said: What is the size of the portions? 10cc ramit, PistoldPete and Turk Thrust 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 2 hours ago, Osbaldwick said: 10cc That doesn't sound much, Any chance of a refill? Osbaldwick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 17 hours ago, Osbaldwick said: 10cc You wouldnt feel the benefit of that. (one for the oldies) Kinder, Osbaldwick, angieram and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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