Grumpy Git

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

I hope someone at Derby chucks him a few quid for some razor blades, well either that or a fluff comb?

15 minutes ago, hintonsboots said:

Collins trapping a photographer, balls out?

FTFY

Just now, B4ev6is said:

set peace spalist something we need badly.

Not as bad as Ukraine tho. ?

3 hours ago, B4ev6is said:

When hell did this one happen

If you snooze you lose B4. ?

1 hour ago, Ambitious said:

A good solid number 2 should we ever need it. 

Just reading that made my eyes water

35 minutes ago, Premier ram said:

Ince

Is there room in the squad for his bottom lip?

16 hours ago, Carl Sagan said:

Certain sayings, such as:

To be fair

I'm reaching out to you

over-exaggeration

Hard working families (AKA Daily Mail readers)

Everton fan washed his replica shirt and hung it out on the line before he went to work.

Can home and someone had pinched the pegs.

Just now, David said:

Fantastic result.

I agree, but I hope you gargled with Listerine after saying it?

2 minutes ago, therealhantsram said:

Wow - so I learned something new there. In the FA Cup the home team pays the away teams hotel and travel costs. Amazing!

The manger of the Nottingham Travelodge has been most disappointed this year.

On 24/01/2023 at 15:07, Rammy03 said:

If we can get near sell out for League games against Accrington Stanley then why can't we for West Ham. It's the fourth round of the FA Cup and we could beat these with good backing from the crowd

Because it’s a Monday night.

I’m fortunate that I can afford to stay over in Derby, but it’s a minimum of an extra £60 that a lot of people just don’t have spare.

Jesse Lingard.?

1 hour ago, Ellafella said:

Wow! Now that is statement art. Did you get a picture? 

Wow, still buzzing two hours after landing home, and I though my crowd surfing days were over!

Time to count some sheep.

UTR ? 

Just now, angieram said:

Wrong thread! 

Spoilsport 

1 minute ago, Ram a lamb a ding dong said:

v v v v v late notice bit got 1 spare ticket for tonight

Does it come with a helicopter transfer?

I’m ½ mile from the ground and it’s 7C, we should be good to go.

Where are fans drinking?

Estate agents.

Called one yesterday morning only to be greeted with the usual automated ‘we’re extremely busy dealing with other customers’ bullshiit recorded message.

Left my number, nothing, not even a ‘kiss my arse’, and they’re moaning that the property market is quiet?

You forgot the ‘Anti-Nowhere League’

I don’t know how manufacturers have got away with putting some functions on touchscreens. Obviously saves them an absolute fortune in manufacturing costs over discrete switches/controls.

6 minutes ago, David said:

I can understand clubs using all kinds of data to monitor performances, yet fans? 

The earlier I’m in the Brunny before a game, the better we play.

Keep playing like we have been of late and the only question is if we finish top or second.

UTR.

Am I imagining it, or do 99% of goals come from quick (one touch) moves like both ours yesterday?

How many times do you see a goal when the attacking side has had 25 touches in the oppo’s half?

If this form carries on, getting a ticket for the Sheffield Wednesday game is going to be interesting.

What a pity our lords and masters have fecked-up us having a 3 p.m. Saturday KO. ?