Heisenberg

I phoned the local gym to see if they could teach me how to do the splits. They asked 'How flexible are you?' I said 'I can only do Tuesdays and Thursdays'.

Black Mirror is incredible. Some episodes can be a little sketchy, but the majority of them stay with you after being watched for a while.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6078847/Stoke-interested-signing-Tom-Huddlestone-loan.html

Have the Derby Telegraph literally just copied BBC Radio Derby's interview into their series of articles word for word? https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mel-morris-interview-derby-county-1896541 I read the articles last night and then listened to the interview with Mel this morning, and it sounds like the exact same interview. 😂

I’m guessing this one won’t be shown live on RamsTV?

*RamsTV. Come on, get with the times! 😉

Surely not?

It's been bugging me for weeks who he looks like, and now I've finally cracked it! One for the Game of Thrones fans.

DT saying we're closing in on Marriott, and Waghorn's arrival could depend on departures first. Reckon we'll get an announcement in the next day or so, the deal seems far ahead.

We'd be lucky to get £2m, in my opinion. There's only one year left on his contract too isn't there?