dog Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 Was walking around a few graveyards recently. Some great epitaphs Not sure what my choice would be What is your choice? (Not for me, silly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 2 hours ago, dog said: Was walking around a few graveyards recently. Some great epitaphs Not sure what my choice would be What is your choice? (Not for me, silly) I told you I was ill. cstand and Eddie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 I thought it was a good idea at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Foreveram said: I told you I was ill. Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Here lies Mucker. Jan 1963 - Feb 2064 Shot dead in the arse... by a jealous husband. xxx Carl Sagan, uttoxram75, cstand and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda The last words of this fool cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 For clarity... Can I just point out that my previous post refers to someone else's husband, who happens to be jealous. I don't have a husband of my own... jealous or otherwise. ...Not that there's anything wrong with a man having a husband of course... I just don't happen to have one myself. I could have one, if I wanted to. That's not to say I don't want one of course. Why would I not? Nothing wrong with... oh heck... this ain't going so well, is it... Miggins, Steve How Hard?, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 12 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: For clarity... Can I just point out that my previous post refers to someone else's husband, who happens to be jealous. I don't have a husband of my own... jealous or otherwise. ...Not that there's anything wrong with a man having a husband of course... I just don't happen to have one myself. I could have one, if I wanted to. That's not to say I don't want one of course. Why would I not? Nothing wrong with... oh heck... this ain't going so well, is it... Not sure a gunshot to the arse would be fatal? Seems a strange place to shoot you too...sending a message to your boyfriend maybe? Otherwise, I enjoyed the joke! Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 48 minutes ago, Chester40 said: Not sure a gunshot to the arse would be fatal? Seems a strange place to shoot you too...sending a message to your boyfriend maybe? Otherwise, I enjoyed the joke! Ever seen ‘things to do in Denver when you’re dead’? It’s known as a buckwheat, and it’s an incredibly slow and painful way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 8 hours ago, Foreveram said: I told you I was ill. Someone has beaten you to that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Ow! Watch where you’re standing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Mucker1884 said: For clarity... Can I just point out that my previous post refers to someone else's husband, who happens to be jealous. I don't have a husband of my own... jealous or otherwise. ...Not that there's anything wrong with a man having a husband of course... I just don't happen to have one myself. I could have one, if I wanted to. That's not to say I don't want one of course. Why would I not? Nothing wrong with... oh heck... this ain't going so well, is it... Hans Datdo-Dishes, Mucker1884 and uttoxram75 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Tamworthram said: Someone has beaten you to that one. Spike Milligan. Zag zig, Hans Datdo-Dishes and Bob The Badger 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 2 hours ago, FindernRam said: Spike Milligan. Yep. There was a documentary about him called that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 He came into this world with nothing, and left with most of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 “Infamy…..” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 I’d live it if Arnold schwazanegger had ‘I’ll be back’ on his. Obvious, but perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 There's some funny ones out there... RadioactiveWaste, Steve How Hard?, TigerTedd and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Here lies the winner of the largest ever lottery prize. Subsequent owner of seven times Champions League winning Derby County. Also recipient of the world's first fourteen inch penis extension. Subsequently known, for the rest of his days, as Donkey Derby TigerTedd, Leeds Ram and EtoileSportiveDeDerby 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Here lies Radioactive waste, unless the Environment have remediated it of course, in which case he's probably in the Low Level Waste Repository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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