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On 21/08/2021 at 18:30, Wignall12 said:

He needs a song to make him feel accepted and give him confidence . I'm sure someone can come up with one. There is a player in there to coax out and it can't be easy to have your mate sidelined with a bad injury . Cut the guy some slack and get behind him he may just flourish in that situation. He's here , he's there , he's every.......kin where JOOOSVIAK ....JOOOSVIAK !!!

He's Polish

He's Polish

And he likes his sausage

His sausage 

His sausage

He washes it down with Vodka

With Vodka 

With Vodka 

that's the way he likes it

He likes it

He likes it 

 

There you go, completely original song

 

Move along, nothing to see here 

 

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7 hours ago, sage said:

He's Polish

He's Polish

And he likes his sausage

His sausage 

His sausage

He washes it down with Vodka

With Vodka 

With Vodka 

that's the way he likes it

He likes it

He likes it 

 

There you go, completely original song

 

Move along, nothing to see here 

 

Clear winner. Brawo. 

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7 hours ago, sage said:

He's Polish

He's Polish

And he likes his sausage

His sausage 

His sausage

He washes it down with Vodka

With Vodka 

With Vodka 

that's the way he likes it

He likes it

He likes it 

 

There you go, completely original song

 

Move along, nothing to see here 

 

Ace. 

Two really minor issues, the tune is just the tiniest bit familiar...and I don't disagree that 'liking sausage' is a good thing, but I'm wondering if liking sausage and maybe another item would be better and less repetitive? Just a thought. 

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7 hours ago, sage said:

He's Polish

He's Polish

And he likes his sausage

His sausage 

His sausage

He washes it down with Vodka

With Vodka 

With Vodka 

that's the way he likes it

He likes it

He likes it 

 

There you go, completely original song

 

Move along, nothing to see here 

 

sacrilege, 3 month forum ban surely?

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If you watched the Lidl cooking video it seems tortillas where popular snacks, but with no mayo! 

So we need a healthy chant!

He's Polish

He's Polish 

and he likes tortillas

tortillas

tortillas

He's washes it down with Jurajska 

Jurajska

Jurajska 

And that's the way he likes it

he likes it

he likes it.

No mention of dumplings unfortunately!

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3 minutes ago, RoyMac5 said:

If you watched the Lidl cooking video it seems tortillas where popular snacks, but with no mayo! 

So we need a healthy chant!

He's Polish

He's Polish 

and he likes tortillas

tortillas

tortillas

He's washes it down with Jurajska 

Jurajska

Jurajska 

And that's the way he likes it

he likes it

he likes it.

No mention of dumplings unfortunately!

Tortillas? 

Ay caramba! 

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29 minutes ago, RoyMac5 said:

If you watched the Lidl cooking video it seems tortillas where popular snacks, but with no mayo! 

So we need a healthy chant!

He's Polish

He's Polish 

and he likes tortillas

tortillas

tortillas

He's washes it down with Jurajska 

Jurajska

Jurajska 

And that's the way he likes it

he likes it

he likes it.

No mention of dumplings unfortunately!

What about...

He's Polish

He's Polish

and he likes the fact that his country is free from the oppressive nature of the communist regime and being out of the Warsaw Pact.

 

 

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23 minutes ago, sage said:

What about...

He's Polish

He's Polish

and he likes the fact that his country is free from the oppressive nature of the communist regime and being out of the Warsaw Pact.

 

 

and is still happy to be a member of an all-embracing eco-political organisation covering 27 otherwise autonomous nations in Europe who can still actually find a bloody aubergine on the supermarket shelves when they want one.

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So putting them all together, I think we're onto something: 

 

He's Polish

He's Polish

He's Polish

And he likes his sausage

Kielbasa

And tortilla.

He washes it down with jager

Jurajska

And Tyskie

And he's still happy to be a member of an all-embracing eco-political organisation covering 27 otherwise autonomous nations in Europe who can still actually find a bloody aubergine on the supermarket shelves when they want one.

 

Whoah whoah etc etc 

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