Gee SCREAMER !!

6 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

Wayne is trying his best.

Someone give him a gold star and let him do colouring in for the rest of the day.

 

Water based felt tips only.  We don't want any permanent ink accidents.

Should never have played that game. Said it at the time . Even more so now.  If you have a bloke answering the phone for an accountant for a day to tell people to call back later, then he goes back to his job as an officer junior doing copying and filing, I can't see that person would be classed as having professional standing should they apply for an accountancy job next day.

Load of baalocks. Duck off.

34 minutes ago, i-Ram said:

Just read on that there Internet thing that multi-millionaire Tucky, who made his fortune in the USA betting on horse racing, has had his bid accepted by the club and the deal could be concluded as early as next week. There is another in the race, but Ken hopes to be first past the post. It’s true Boycie, so don’t get locking this thread if Rev says so.

The other ones Santa Anita Derby.  Hopes to swing the deal with a big bag of pressies such as a centre half who isn't a year of state pension, the deeds to the stadium and a contract for Forsyth till 2040.

1 year left on his contract. I assume we can't improve this due to embargo as per Marriott.  250k it is then.  Who's going to babysit those children I saw in the new kit photo with him earlier.

6 minutes ago, Miggins said:

I despair whenever I read notices in supermarkets asking customers to be kind and patient to staff and not to be abusive. What kind of society have we become?

The kind where you need security and medical staff wearing cameras in A&E .

18 wins to cover any points deductions by stealth during the last 3rd of the season. 

Not a fan of that one.  Looks like bedroom wallpaper circa 86

3 hours ago, ariotofmyown said:

Well we are up to 50k cases a day now with 1.5m a week people told to isolate.

100k cases will be here soon, with maybe 3m cases people per week told to isolate.

There is a much higher chance of public facing roles, such as NHS having to isolate than people working at home.

The government are saying it will be a few weeks before they amend their world beating app.

I think it's pretty much a forgone conclusion that unfortunately another lockdown will be here soon.

How many times will we continue to act when it's too late?

Certainly got that impression from Chris Whittys face this morning. Looked rather panic stricken and was talking about hospital numbers.

The three people I know who have had this in the last week have all gotten it from there children who participated in the football festivities in the boozers, so we may be seeing a considerable rise from that over the next week or so. I hope that's inflating the figures and if people isolate in the correct manner it may drop a bit. 

The Serpent. Missed it first time round. Excellent, but got a little patchy toward the end.  Nicholson goal against Sheff Wed /10

1 hour ago, 86 Hair Islands said:

Enough. United, Lazio, the Hammers, Sheffield, England U18s, 17s, 18s, 21s etc, etc. A lot of far better judges than you and I would back up my thinking, but it's all dependent on whether or not he can keep his head straight, which is a mighty big if. Not overly fussed if you don't see it though mate. Here's some tekkers to check out...

 

The first move with the back heel was pretty good. You do realise that if he was passing that to Forsyth though, there would two desperate lunges to control the ball before it dribbled out of play.  

1 hour ago, Coconut said:

I once asked the Hanson brothers who their favourite football manager is.

They thought about it for a few seconds before answering, in unison, "Mmm Klopp"

42 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said:

hard drive?.......what's that?.......DLF avenue?

..............I'm still recording repeats of Top of the Pops on my VHS video recorder and using the little stickers in the box to put on the VHS cassette to remind me what's on the video cassette!

Popping out in a minute with my personal cassette recorder blasting the tunes, with my orange headphones on!

Old Skool Punk Coming At Ya!

Do you have any cases to put them in designed like an old set of leather books and is the video recorder in a faux mahogany corner unit with leaded glass? Is the walkman one if those with the switch you push to reverse/destroy the tape without having to turn it around ? if not you have more to do. Perhaps treat yourself to top loader VCR. The real deal.

9 minutes ago, Rampage said:

If you do get s curly wurly get me one as I have not seen them in shops for years.

Bloody grim. Always last in the selection box just after the fudge

8 minutes ago, G STAR RAM said:

Not when they have agreed deferment or time to pay agreements.

The problem may be that part of the agreement will include all HMRC debt running alongside has to be paid on time. Late payment, as appears may have happened, can result in cancellation and request for payment.  HMRC would also need all paperwork required to be filed up to date first to get the full picture of liability and to see if other debt was up to date / could be included.  Seems we may be behind somewhat in that regard.  

4 hours ago, Red_Dawn said:

Am I right in thinking you're happy with the band of misfits arriving at Derby? 

And no - we're not going to do duck all this season either. 

We just need the Hanson brothers and were ready to go.

1 hour ago, Jimbo Ram said:

Perhaps it's me but signing someone who has failed just about everywhere they have been, made just a handful of appearances and scored next to no goals doesn't seem that sensible???

Good news- he's played less than 100 games in 11 years, that's less than someone who's 22 so he can keep going till he's 40.  Other than that ?????.

Unfortunately whilst we're restricted to players who can only sign for 12 months, we're effectively getting players who can't get contracts elsewhere due to age, attitude or being generally pants. The 6 month loan rule means we probably miss out on any decent moves there as well. 

11 minutes ago, Beetroot said:

Bold decision but we got 1 point from the last 7 games of last season so it's hardly rocking a steady ship is it?

Is Lawrence the captain we need? Is Rooney the manager we need? Are these Americans the owners we need? Is Ravel Morrison the midfield maestro we need? Is switching from beer to red wine the solution to my drinking problem that we need?

All we need is for a couple of those answers to turn out to be a YES and we could have a great season so gwan Wayne gwan Capt. Tom and chin chin everyone x ??

GAME 1

GAME 2

GAME 3

After Forest at home

Not seen a player made captain in the hope you may get an improvement in the basics of the game. They normally need to show there better at the basics than everyone else first. What a very odd choice . 

On 10/07/2021 at 09:01, i-Ram said:

Anyone heard of Notts Forest - no? me neither - didn’t pay their players in March 2016, and not for the first time as I recall. Carry on.

Hold on a minute, this would be the same club clamouring for a 3 point deduction every time the sniff of a charge is given. You can't be suggesting our nearest and undearest aren't championing the rights of the other teams in the league  but are in fact making this personal.

Does that mean the whingers on OTIB who we beat at their place to remove their chance of a playoff place in 2019 are also a bunch of whinging chancers with a grudge rather than the FFP bastions of virtue they pretend to be. A pleasant bunch who desperately seem to want Swindon of all teams to go out of business.

How about the Leeds knuckle draggers who have been insisting a 3 point penalty is nowhere near enough and if was them it would be 6 ( conveniently forgetting that they finished one season and started another in admin, which totally contravened league rules and should have lead to them being chucked out the league entirely ).

There all just a bunch of nobbers with an axe to grind then . We've cracked it Watson. 

Hughes and Hendrick in the same midfield again.  Think it was 8 million with the add ons. no sell on though?

23 minutes ago, DCFC1388 said:

Probably some double taxation job. Less tax payable if it's due in the states. Don't want to owe HMRC anymore either?. Get in before the OTIB conspiracy boys.

21 minutes ago, Van der MoodHoover said:

Looked a bit soft, but there you go. 

I've had harder diarrhoea.  How VAR gave that one I'll never know.  

Paul McGrath read the game that well he played international football at a serious level in midfield for 8 years. He played till he was 38 as he hardly had to move position as he was aware of what was happening 10 seconds in advance. 

Jagielka can't do that he needs to be mobile.  Stearman definitely can't as he was turd 10 years ago.

46 minutes ago, RoyMac5 said:

Or:

"Pearce denied this, but said it must be noted the club "have been operating under some extremely testing circumstances for the past 15 months".

"During this period we have been able to function and produce a squad - and we will look to do so now," he added.

"We have a core of senior players and extremely talented academy players. That is enough to operate with and we have a plan for the rest of the window.

"We are not rushing to fill the squad for next week. We have a clear plan ready, pending the future ownership."

Entirely different to your quote. Not delusional at all!

I'm very interested in the plan. It needs to involve at least 8 players who know this league. The current core of senior players and talented young players he's referring too will get railed 9 games out of 10. This league is unforgiving.