i-Ram Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 56 minutes ago, roboto said: Woo hoo, when we signed Kazim-Richards. Woo hoo, people said we don’t need him. Woo hoo, but I’m pleased that we signed him. All of the time that we were never sure why we need him. Pleased we signed him! Naa-na-na-naa na-na-an-naaaaah woooooo hooooo! (Repeat) roboto and JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziggyram59 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 In my books Colin is a leader and Wayne should give him the captain's armband today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFox1993 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 17 minutes ago, ziggyram59 said: In my books Colin is a leader and Wayne should give him the captain's armband today. today ? We dont play today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziggyram59 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 22 minutes ago, SFox1993 said: today ? We dont play today You know what I mean. Make it official today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFox1993 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 3 hours ago, ziggyram59 said: You know what I mean. Make it official today. No sorry i honestly didnt ? fair enough though i agree he would make a superb captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 28/02/2021 at 12:19, cannable said: I seem to frequently walk around my house these days singing “duh duh duhhh, Colin Kazim-Richards” to the tune of ‘come and do the kings’. I also found myself on Friday singing Kazim, Kazim, Kaziiiiiim to the tune of Jolene ? I need to get out of the house With handsomeness beyond compare His tight-knit locks of sable hair With tattooed skin and eyes with joyous sheen His smile is like a breath of spring His whoop does screech like stormy rain And we cannot compete with him Colin. He scores against you in his sleep And there's nothing we can do to keep From smilin' when Wayne calls his name Colin And we can easily understand How you could easily take our man But you don't know what he means to us Colin Colin, Colin, Colin, Coleeeee-in I'm begging of you please don't take our man Colin, Colin, Colin, Coleeeee-in Please don't take him just because you can ... Whoop! strawhillram, RadioactiveWaste, BriggRam and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboto Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Anag Ram said: Now I don't want to wee on anyone's fireworks but let's face it, CKR is a pretty limited footballer. Sure he holds the ball up well and his attitude is terrific but as a striker he is slow, not great at heading for goal and is often subdued by good defending. Had that ball not been blasted into his chest against Forest, we would be talking about a second successive disappointing game by him. The dreadful dearth of centre forwards at the club has elevated him to folk hero status. He leads the line well and is great to have 'in the trenches' but we will need better to launch a challenge next season. I think he is a better footballer than you are giving him credit for. His highlight reel from his Brazil and Mexico period show that he is a well rounded centre forward with good strength and solid control. He also managed to fire in a few thunderbolts in his time in those leagues. Now I'm not saying that competitively all the opponents he played against were at a good level, but there are some outstanding clubs over that way and he had to adapt his game to the style of those leagues. He's come back to the UK a totally different player to the one a lot of people are trying to remember from his younger days. He doesn't need pace with his positioning, but he isn't particularly slow anyway, he tends to use his energy wisely over 90 minutes. His heading has been alright so far. With more service from wide areas I'm sure we'd see more of this. I think the thing holding him back more at the moment is his team mates not getting closer to him when he is used to hold up the ball. He has linked up well with Gregory and his through ball for Waggy shows his eye for a forward pass. I'm sure we might being in "better" next season, but I'm confident we can get more from Colin and that he will give more to the team until he can't any more. Ramarena, May Contain Nuts and strawhillram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rammy03 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Anag Ram said: Now I don't want to wee on anyone's fireworks but let's face it, CKR is a pretty limited footballer. Who cares if he's contributing to goals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellafella Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 9 hours ago, Anag Ram said: Now I don't want to wee on anyone's fireworks but let's face it, CKR is a pretty limited footballer. Sure he holds the ball up well and his attitude is terrific but as a striker he is slow, not great at heading for goal and is often subdued by good defending. Had that ball not been blasted into his chest against Forest, we would be talking about a second successive disappointing game by him. The dreadful dearth of centre forwards at the club has elevated him to folk hero status. He leads the line well and is great to have 'in the trenches' but we will need better to launch a challenge next season. I disagree @Anag Ram. Some of his work on the football field reminds me of the great Charlie George. Passes with the outside of his foot, rocket-shots, headed goals, movement, work, assists, the harrying of defenders. I would say he isn't at all "limited" in the way you describe. strawhillram, Ramarena and i-Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 How about: Whoop Whoop datz da sound of CKR? Premier ram and Greg The Sheep 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawhillram Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: With handsomeness beyond compare His tight-knit locks of sable hair With tattooed skin and eyes with joyous sheen His smile is like a breath of spring His whoop does screech like stormy rain And we cannot compete with him Colin. He scores against you in his sleep And there's nothing we can do to keep From smilin' when Wayne calls his name Colin And we can easily understand How you could easily take our man But you don't know what he means to us Colin Colin, Colin, Colin, Coleeeee-in I'm begging of you please don't take our man Colin, Colin, Colin, Coleeeee-in Please don't take him just because you can ... Whoop! Written and composed by Dolly Mucker. He works from 9 to 5 past. Mucker1884, Rampage and RadioactiveWaste 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 19 hours ago, Red_ram said: Reading up on him the last few days, the 24 year old Colin doesn’t seem half the man or player we have on our hands now. From spats and homophobic controversies and being a bit part player, he seems to have really matured to be a fantastic influence on and off the pitch. So all in all, I think we’re actually getting his prime, just a late one. I get the sentiment of longevity, but hopefully a lot to offer still on the next 18 months. I think this is probably the case. He's travelled far and wide and had ups and downs and grown from it. The man he is now may not be who he was ten years ago, but's probably the case for most of us. It's also he's been here just when we needed someone to step up and offer something as a kind of leader amongst the squad/team and he's been able to do that. Had he come in a year earlier he'd probably have hardly played and been written off by fans, had he been needing a club this summer coming, would he be on Wayne's radar? Just seems to be the fates have sent us him at this time when he can help us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, StrawHillRam said: Written and composed by Dolly Mucker. He works from 9 to 5 past. How very dare you! That took me a full 7 minutes to perfect! ? strawhillram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: How very dare you! That took me a full 7 minutes to perfect! ? What a way to make a living, eh? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawhillram Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: How very dare you! That took me a full 7 minutes to perfect! ? knocking one out in your spare time? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 Our championship Drogba Rampage and Chris_Martin 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 12 minutes ago, StrawHillRam said: knocking one out in your spare time? ? ? I sincerely hope you are referring to my little ditty! Oh... erm... strawhillram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriggRam Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 On 01/03/2021 at 14:27, Mucker1884 said: With handsomeness beyond compare His tight-knit locks of sable hair With tattooed skin and eyes with joyous sheen His smile is like a breath of spring His whoop does screech like stormy rain And we cannot compete with him Colin. He scores against you in his sleep And there's nothing we can do to keep From smilin' when Wayne calls his name Colin And we can easily understand How you could easily take our man But you don't know what he means to us Colin Colin, Colin, Colin, Coleeeee-in I'm begging of you please don't take our man Colin, Colin, Colin, Coleeeee-in Please don't take him just because you can ... Whoop! Unfortunately I can't use the love, laugh, clap and the Ram emojis at the same time.....this is brilliant ???? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFC Kicks Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Anyone else think CKR is surprisingly poor at heading given his attributes? Not just attacking but also from long balls. He's only scored 1 and has missed a lot of headed opportunities this season. Weirdly, I actually think Lawrence is more of a threat from them. I'm saying all this to hopefully set him up to score a 20 yard diving header on Saturday... Chris_Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_Martin Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, DCFClks said: Anyone else think CKR is surprisingly poor at heading given his attributes? Not just attacking but also from long balls. He's only scored 1 and has missed a lot of headed opportunities this season. Weirdly, I actually think Lawrence is more of a threat from them. I'm saying all this to hopefully set him up to score a 20 yard diving header on Saturday... that might just win him P.O.T.S? DCFC Kicks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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