Lampard and the Chelsea job

[Will Hughes Hair]

6 hours ago, ramsbottom said:

I'm 41 in December and I know I'm quicker than Chris Martin..

Not quite as impressive though if it's Mrs Chris Martin who has told you ?

[MackworthRamIsGod]

I've decided I want to sack Lampard and get Sam Alladyce in just so we can sing Paradise by Cold Play and replace it with big sams surname.

[Will Hughes Hair]

2 minutes ago, Paul71 said:

Must admit im getting tyred of and exhausted by this thread.

Wheelly?

[RadioactiveWaste]

1 minute ago, MackworthRamIsGod said:

I've decided I want to sack Lampard and get Sam Alladyce in just so we can sing Paradise by Cold Play and replace it with big sams surname.

Surely Alladyce City by guns and Roses would be better?

[Sith Happens]

1 minute ago, Will Hughes Hair said:

Wheelly?

To be fair i think some of those on here are clutch ing at straws

[Archied]

14 minutes ago, Paul71 said:

Must admit im getting tyred of and exhausted by this thread.

A. A  pack it in

[Sith Happens]

1 minute ago, Archied said:

A. A  pack it in

Sorry ill park it

[Abu Derby]

Seen Bowyer in Silly Sids earlier today. Not looking good. 

[bigbadbob]

7 hours ago, MuespachRam said:

95 pages...will someone just send me a message when he has gone to save me having to read all this..? 

He's gone. Fact !

[Inverurie Ram]

To be fair back in the good old days when you could tackle at football and watch footballers tackle most folk would be down the boozer on a Thursday night playing pool and singing along to the jukebox and getting ready for another weekend on the lash and could go the whole weekend, week without even knowing the Manager has left the club or a new Manager has been appointed.

This all happened swimmingly well before this internet thing was invented, anyway anyone coming out for a few pints?

Or are we all too busy presenting our thoughts in front of an electronic gadget like Statman Dave?

Statman Dave get yourself down the boozer and spend all your Coral cash and undo your top button son!

Time to go out, for a few days at the very least............

[i-Ram]

54 minutes ago, ossieram said:

Just wondering what the average age is of people posting in this thread, surely they're not all adults?

[Sith Happens]

Just now, i-Ram said:

 

Hmmm interesting 

[MackworthRamIsGod]

9 minutes ago, Abu Derby said:

Seen Bowyer in Silly Sids earlier today. Not looking good. 

Does Lee Bowyer ever look good?

[ramsbottom]

42 minutes ago, Will Hughes Hair said:

Not quite as impressive though if it's Mrs Chris Martin who has told you ?

you can do a lot in 5 minutes ?

[Bald Eagle's Barmy Army]

1 hour ago, MackworthRamIsGod said:

I like your confidence mate.

I meant a tenner but I doube clicked the bloody nought 

[Curtains]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7136563/Chelsea-fans-excited-potential-boss-Frank-Lampards-league-game-against-Man-United.html

[Sith Happens]

2 minutes ago, Curtains said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7136563/Chelsea-fans-excited-potential-boss-Frank-Lampards-league-game-against-Man-United.html

Im excited about the thought of me and margot robbie romping naked in a hot tub.

Does that mean it will happen? 

[Pearl Ram]

https://www.dailyfail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5671234/Derby-fan-not-buying-$hite-printed-with-no-basis-of-fact.html

[rynny]

14 minutes ago, Curtains said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7136563/Chelsea-fans-excited-potential-boss-Frank-Lampards-league-game-against-Man-United.html

Wow tweets from 3 fans

[europia]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jun/13/didier-drogba-frank-lampard-chelsea-manager

Looks like there could be a short list and Frank might not be at the top of it.....