Mucker1884

"You are joking me"!

Actually no!  I may be joking with you.  I may be kidding you.  But I ain't ever joked anyone!  

... Grrrrrr (nearly forgot that bit!)  

We're all Leeds/Liverpool/Celtic/Rangers/Arsenal/Manure etc etc... ain't we?

#WALLCRAMEEAW

22 minutes ago, 86 Hair Islands said:

L'Immortale - weirdly low ratings on IMDB but perhaps some folk were unaware you needed to have watched the 4 seasons of Gomorrah for it to make much sense. 

Sod 'em!

#wheresmycoat?

1 minute ago, David said:

Be a shame if anyone was to out his dirty little secret with all his knuckle dragging fans watching ?

I did think that!  ?

What we need is someone with a cruel streak, a Twitter account, and easy access to ye olde forum posts!

Hmmmm... 

20 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

Wait until they find out our swear filter changes every swear word to 'Bamford'.

18 hours ago, TigerTedd said:

Not every swear word. Just the worst ones. 

That's right.

The full list is:

Bamford
Bamford
Bamford
Bamford
Bamford
and obviously Bamford... with or without a capital C!

3 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

Marching On Together!

 

 

Why don't you arrange to meet up... in a gents... somewhere in Yorkshire... perhaps?

#twoofakind

10 hours ago, oomarkwright said:

We also have to hope Roo doesn't do a Lamps and get poached by a lower prem club. Too early for manure yet. 

I like how you describe Chelsea as "a lower prem club".

I actually think it suits them!  ?

What gets me is that we are told to stay home.  Only go to work if you can't work at home.  No holidays.  No travelling unless absolutely essential.  No visiting family.  No driving to beauty spots.  The list of places we can't go to is endless!

... and then they go and call this a bloody ROAD MAP!

Talk about rubbing it in our faces!  ?

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2 minutes ago, sage said:

I haven't got a Mrs. I do have a teenage son though, which is why a night in my van sounds good.

I was of course joking... and certainly not wishing to pry, either!    

Whatever the purpose, hope all goes well.   ?

10 hours ago, sage said:

I'm thinking about sleeping in the back of my van just outside Wirksworth in May.

Can't wait.

 

Give Relate a try, mate.

Hopefully they will calm the missus down, and she may let you back in the house!  

Good luck.

:-)

39 minutes ago, AndyinLiverpool said:

...I drifted away.

6 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

Just cancelled ours. A trip to Montenegro for my nephews wedding in late May/ early June 2021. Re-booked it for September 2022 and the hotel very kindly charged us an extra 30 euros per night for the privilege. Very kind of them I thought...........not.

Yes, but by September next year, 30€ will be worth just 5€ in today's value, so you'll see it as an absolute snip, by then!  ?

9 minutes ago, Tamworthram said:

No offence buddy but your last couple of posts remind me of my brothers Facebook. He lives in southern France. Slightly insensitive posts of him out and about enjoying himself in the sunshine whilst most of us are restricted to our local area in a cold and wet UK and with no immediate prospect of getting away to sunnier climes anytime soon. 

His posts annoy the hell out of my elderly parents who can’t even get out the house. Luckily, I’ve never followed him on Facebook so only hear about what he’s up to second hand.

 

In fairness... and I stand to be corrected if I'm wrong... But I believe @Stagtime is still on his jollies only because the state borders got shut down whilst he was away, and couldn't get home?

Anyway, As he's literally over the other side of the world, and governed by different rules, I think it's unfair to pull him up for posting.  Yes, I'm highly jealous of his trip, and I'd love to be out camping myself right now... even in the currently cold and wet UK... but I don't feel offended by them.  Put more on I say!

Of course, if travel rules are being broken by folks taking their trips, then taking offence becomes much easier!

I would think that if holiday snaps could potentially offend, it's probably best not to click on any holiday threads for now?  

I always though he was blonde.  Seems a bit ginger to me now?  Maybe it's the shirt?  

29 minutes ago, Stagtime said:

It’s easier to think every animal will try to take you out. Don’t for a moment think that those little furry things aren’t ready to get you! Even worse they’ve been eyeing off my hot cross buns, assholes.

I’m impressed you’ve managed to mention little furry things, hot buns, and assholes in the same post, and yet remain inoffensive to all genders. 

Well done, that man. ?

"Royal Mail postman left widow Patricia Stewart, 72, lying in snow after fall 

He told the pensioner he was 'too knackered' to pick her up in Falkirk"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9253095/Moment-Royal-Mail-postman-leaves-pensioner-lying-snow-hes-knackered-pick-up.html

30 minutes ago, Sith Happens said:

Reading this morning, although i take the media speculation as what it is, speculation, that UK 'stay vacations' could be open from April, but holidays abroad curtailed for a few months yet.

Something as populated as those pics by @Stagtime, but in The UK, will suit me just fine!  ?

7 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

Different. I've never seen that combo before. 

I doubt any of us have!   ?

09/02/1946

A 1-4 win against Brighton at The Goldstone Ground, Hove. 

May not first appear historical, but this was the first leg of the 5th round of the FA Cup. 
A 6-0 home win followed 4 days later, leading to an aggregate 10-1 victory, and onward to the 6th Round...

Dare to dream!  The Towers are in sight... 

2 hours ago, Sith Happens said:

Red button is on now tv as bonus streams,  check if your device is compatible but they have recently expanded the number. 

Thanks buddy.  I'll get my teenage grandson to decipher that, and one of us will look into it!

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26 minutes ago, kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong said:

Just for info,sky sports are doing an offer on now TV at the moment....£25 a month,which is valid for 4 months at that rate(per month) but you can cancel anytime.

The point being that they are showing five Derby county matches over the next 30 days so it works out as quite a bargain even if you don't watch any other sports.

 

Nice one, K Dong!  ? 

Thanks for the heads up.

I managed to get about 7/8 consecutive months at £20 last year, but cancelled just before Christmas, when offers dried up.  No way is TV football worth £33.99 a month for me!

Have since been waiting for a similar offer, but at £25, I think I'll go for this.

JUST BE AWARE... last I heard, any Sky Red Button games aren't accessible via NowTV (only directly through Sky), so a quick look at the upcoming live games suggests we may not be on as often as you think.

More than happy to be proved wrong on that, though!

Thanks again, for the heads up.  ??

2 hours ago, RamNut said:

Sounds like some bugger made him run. 

Sounds like a sliding doors moment...

3 hours ago, ColonelBlimp said:

Supposed to be 2 weeks camping at Lake Annecy, with the bikes.

 

Put it off until Sept '22, and we might bump into you... quite literally, in Muckerette's case!  ?  ?  ?

I recall specifically changing the pre-filled location (Showed Nott***ham and the first half of an NG postcode!  I felt soiled! ?).  I presume this was my laptop making out it knew my location?  ?‍♂️

Anyway, just done it again, this time using work email & postcode (Derby again, obvs).

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