Mucker1884 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 ... Or of course, we could all save ourselves some money whilst improving our poo-related health, by not bothering with a toilet at all, and just having a hole in the floor. #nomorelids #skids-a-plenty #turkishdelight #noreally, it'sfine #etc, etc 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, David said: Now hold on Mr Camper, surely you've curled one out in the Forest once or twice, think what position you adopt whilst doing so. That's because there's NO FUCKIN' TOILET AVAILABLE! 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 17, 2023 Author Share Posted October 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: That's because there's NO FUCKIN' TOILET AVAILABLE! 🤣 You didn't choose the standard toilet angle to sit at though did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 (edited) 26 minutes ago, David said: You didn't choose the standard toilet angle to sit at though did you? A sophisticated adult's guide to outdoor poo-ing... Loo-roll-on-a-rope dangling around neck. (A bit of left-over hi-viz/luminous guyline, in my case... using an adjustable Prusik knot, obvs!) Travel Hand-sanitizer on a carabiner belt loop. Knees at 97deg*, thus feet as far away from "the vertical drop" as is physically comfortable. * (This angle can be adjusted to suit the individuals fitness/agility/Leg strength etc.) Spine vertical and resting against tree/wall/tractor wheel/beach umbrella for maximum support. Lower arms resting on legs/knees, for optimum phone-reading-position. i-Phone on dcfcfans ("Show us where you and your knees are right now"!)** My PB is 27mins! ** I've so gotta try that! 🤣 Edited October 17, 2023 by Mucker1884 richinspain, Day and uttoxram75 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 I'm not sure whether this thread is about fireworks, dogs or having a poo now. So here's my contribution. Boycie, Carl Sagan, Dean (hick) Saunders and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 i found that carrying the dog outside so she knew what was causing the noise helped. It was was I was already out of the house and she was home alone, and then fireworks started, that she was in bits. I think my current dog Ralph is fine with the fireworks. He's skittish about things moving though. Like if the wind blows a curtain, he's off hiding under a bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Our dog doesn't bat an eyelid about fireworks, but he was dozing with his head on my lap last night and I farted. He went mental Go figure Mostyn6 and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 54 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: i found that carrying the dog outside so she knew what was causing the noise helped. It was was I was already out of the house and she was home alone, and then fireworks started, that she was in bits. I think my current dog Ralph is fine with the fireworks. He's skittish about things moving though. Like if the wind blows a curtain, he's off hiding under a bed. 38 minutes ago, Stive Pesley said: Our dog doesn't bat an eyelid about fireworks, but he was dozing with his head on my lap last night and I farted. He went mental Go figure That's a good fart that blows Mostyn's curtains. Stive Pesley, Mostyn6 and Mucker1884 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archied Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 49 minutes ago, Stive Pesley said: Our dog doesn't bat an eyelid about fireworks, but he was dozing with his head on my lap last night and I farted. He went mental Go figure That might not be the noise 🤷🏻♂️ sage, Stive Pesley and Ram-Alf 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 19 hours ago, The Last Post said: Plenty all year round here in Stenson, Diwali every week 😁, Mind you the noise of the fireworks masks the noise of the Aeroplanes from EMA 😉 I wouldn't fancy living in Wales...Bangor 😊 Are you saying the celebration Diwali with fireworks should stop @David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 13 minutes ago, Boycie said: Are you saying the celebration Diwali with fireworks should stop @David Nope...I quite like a good bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Pets aren’t just dogs. My cats are genuinely scared. If they have the capability to make silent pretty fireworks why don’t they just do that? anyone who gets a thrill out of a loud bang is just a bit weird Carnero, Tamworthram and NG2Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 56 minutes ago, Ewe Ram said: Pets aren’t just dogs. My cats are genuinely scared. If they have the capability to make silent pretty fireworks why don’t they just do that? anyone who gets a thrill out of a loud bang is just a bit weird He started it 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 19 hours ago, David said: Oh come on, this is news to you? Squatty potty is the greatest invention since the light bulb. Can't tell me you Londoners are in the dark? 12 hours ago, ketteringram said: You're not alone . In the picture, I thought it was for a toddler. I thought the dog was toilet trained. Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Came for the comments but wasn't expecting @uttoxram75's 'turd-slaying techniques for the 21st century rambler' to be amongst them 😂 uttoxram75, Mucker1884 and Day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 17, 2023 Author Share Posted October 17, 2023 26 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: I thought the dog was toilet trained. He is. I trained him not to hump is blanket in there. Not the place to get all horny is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 17, 2023 Author Share Posted October 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Ewe Ram said: anyone who gets a thrill out of a loud bang is just a bit weird Unless it's your mate going arse over tit after a few pints. Can't lie, I do get a thrill out of that as it's usually me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 14 hours ago, ketteringram said: You're not alone . In the picture, I thought it was for a toddler. At my age, and with my knees, squatting for a dump would be more likely to be permanent - I'd never be able to get up again. Day and uttoxram75 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 9 hours ago, Stive Pesley said: Our dog doesn't bat an eyelid about fireworks, but he was dozing with his head on my lap last night and I farted. He went mental Go figure Probably anticipating the blame and subsequent kick up the jacksie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 3 hours ago, The Last Post said: He started it 😁 Unfortunately, he didn't finish the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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