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Who is Big Trav?


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The first rule about Big Trav is - you never question Big Trav.

Big Trav doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

The dinosaurs looked at Big Trav once. You know what happened to them.

Big Trav doesn't sleep. He waits.

Big Trav beat the sun in a staring contest.

Big Trav's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

On the 7th day God rested. Big Trav took over.

Big Trav counted to infinity. Twice.

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Never question Big Trav...

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7 minutes ago, Dave Mackay Ate My Hamster said:

The first rule about Big Trav is - you never question Big Trav.

Big Trav doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

The dinosaurs looked at Big Trav once. You know what happened to them.

Big Trav doesn't sleep. He waits.

Big Trav beat the sun in a staring contest.

Big Trav's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

On the 7th day God rested. Big Trav took over.

Big Trav counted to infinity. Twice.

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Never question Big Trav...

Three times actually πŸ˜‚

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10 minutes ago, IslandExile said:

Have you ever seen Big Trav and Barry the Ram in the same room?

I'm not saying it's the same person; I was just asking. Lots of us haven't been in a room together, so it's pretty irrelevant really. Ok I'm done.

Are BT and Simmo the same person πŸ€” Does BT also have a link in the Media Department πŸ€” The plot thickens 😊

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