RadioactiveWaste Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Inspired by the thread about who should have a trial with us as a potential signing, the word trial got me thinking. What footballers should be tried for their crimes against football? Obviously, evidence will need to be provided. In the dock, I first call, Patrick utter Bamford: Rammy03 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JfR Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Bobby Zamora has a lot to answer for RadioactiveWaste and bimmerman 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted April 13, 2022 Author Share Posted April 13, 2022 28 minutes ago, JfR said: Bobby Zamora has a lot to answer for No doubt he'll try the only following orders defence. Speaking of which, his co-conspirator should be in the dock with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said: No doubt he'll try the only following orders defence. Speaking of which, his co-conspirator should be in the dock with him. Buxton? Forsyth? Wolfie20 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, AndyinLiverpool said: Buxton? Forsyth? Wum RadioactiveWaste and AndyinLiverpool 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Robbie Savage for the crime of being Robbie Savage. I rest my case m'lud. RadioactiveWaste, AndyinLiverpool and rynny 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, maxjam said: Robbie Savage for the crime of being Robbie Savage. I rest my case m'lud. Don’t, @Davidloves Robbie. RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Just now, Boycie said: Don’t, @Davidloves Robbie. This is not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Just now, David said: This is not true. Unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Oh there could be many entries on this thread... For now as our jails are pretty crowded, the prosecution calls our first defendant to the stand: Samir Nasri - crimes against football include contributing to the popularisation of the snood during the winter of 2010, as well as employing the completely illogical gloves and short sleeve shirt combo whilst playing for Manchester City. We'll push for 6 months hard time but will accept a year of community service and a public apology your honour. RadioactiveWaste and i-Ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 (edited) Is there a statute of limitations on these crimes? I'd like to charge Dwight Yorke with GBH after his career ending tackle on Dean Yates in 1998. His punishment would be that he goes back in time, misses the open goal he scores in the last minute, never joins Man Utd and thus never wins the Treble. The Rams then extend their unbeaten home record, finish with one more point, get into Europe at Villa's expense (beating West Ham on goal difference) and thus embark on the road to European glory in 1998/99. Edited April 13, 2022 by JoetheRam TigerTedd, Crewton and RadioactiveWaste 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted April 13, 2022 Author Share Posted April 13, 2022 No statue of limitations. Leeds utd players of the 70s will be brought to forum justice. Crewton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 (edited) 18 hours ago, JoetheRam said: Is there a statute of limitations on these crimes? I'd like to charge Dwight Yorke with GBH after his career ending tackle on Dean Yates in 1998. His punishment would be that he goes back in time, misses the open goal he scores in the last minute, never joins Man Utd and thus never wins the Treble. The Rams then extend their unbeaten home record, finish with one more point, get into Europe at Villa's expense (beating West Ham on goal difference) and thus embark on the road to European glory in 1998/99. My punishment for Dwight Yorke would be that he has to go and live with Katie Price and bring up their son, no get-outs. Edited April 14, 2022 by Coconut's Beard Crewton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier ram Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Clod Davis , a footballer?, 3 million quid ? fraud if i ever saw it Billy Davies for signing the above Any footballer still wearing gloves at this stage of the season Pat Van Hauwe for the horrendous foul on Ted Mcminn , White Hart Lane 1988 RadioactiveWaste and Crewton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Datdo-Dishes Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 (edited) Gerry Gow, for us old 'uns, for an horrendous tackle on Steve Emery. Edited April 14, 2022 by Hans Datdo-Dishes Premier ram, i-Ram, Crewton and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Stoke player Dennis Smith who put Charlie out and us out of a possible double in 76. Also probably cost Mackay his job and started our decline. Indyram and RadioactiveWaste 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted April 14, 2022 Author Share Posted April 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Premier ram said: Clod Davis , a footballer?, 3 million quid ? fraud if i ever saw it Billy Davies for signing the above Any footballer still wearing gloves at this stage of the season Pat Van Hauwe for the horrendous foul on Ted Mcminn , White Hart Lane 1988 I struggle to wear gloves when I go jogging unless it's below freezing, how you can wear gloves doing a high intensity sport like football baffles me. But then I sweat when I get out of my chair... Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernow Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Brice Samba, for being an insufferable twit. Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chezzyram Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Joey Barton, just for his very existence RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Pat van den Hauwe for his utterly dreadful and deliberate breaking of The Tin Man. RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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