TigerTedd Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 On 14/04/2022 at 22:48, chezzyram said: Joey Barton, just for his very existence This is about crimes against football, I don’t think Joey counts cos his crimes are usually against humanity. Comrade 86 and RadioactiveWaste 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 On 14/04/2022 at 14:37, Premier ram said: Any footballer still wearing gloves at this stage of the season That’s a bit harsh on goalkeepers. Premier ram, Ghost of Clough, Dimmu and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Michael Owen, for crimes against punditry. RadioactiveWaste, Comrade 86 and Dimmu 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 9 hours ago, GboroRam said: Michael Owen, for crimes against punditry. And ... this is no ordinary chopper... Comrade 86, richinspain, ThePrisoner and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 9 hours ago, AndyinLiverpool said: And ... this is no ordinary chopper... Amazing. When they finally perfect it, OwenBot 3000 might not sound like a robot at all. Comrade 86, AndyinLiverpool and TigerTedd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Ryan Shawcross, for innumerable attempts to end the careers of more talented players, not least for the tackle that injured Giles Barnes in a friendly against Stoke at the beginning of the 2007/8 season and whichever plonker agreed that fixture. RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buckley’s Dog Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Crewton said: Ryan Shawcross, for innumerable attempts to end the careers of more talented players, not least for the tackle that injured Giles Barnes in a friendly against Stoke at the beginning of the 2007/8 season and whichever plonker agreed that fixture. That wasn’t Shawcross if I remember correctly. It was a thuggish full back whose name I forget. Dickinson maybe? It was a terrible tackle. It would have been a terrible tackle in a relegation 6 pointer, let alone a meaningless pre-season friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buckley’s Dog Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Can we add that Leeds player who flapped around like a fish pretending he was hurt. Sure someone will be able to provide a gif/YouTube link. Pathetic. Dimmu, RadioactiveWaste and angieram 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 47 minutes ago, Steve Buckley’s Dog said: That wasn’t Shawcross if I remember correctly. It was a thuggish full back whose name I forget. Dickinson maybe? It was a terrible tackle. It would have been a terrible tackle in a relegation 6 pointer, let alone a meaningless pre-season friendly. Add Dickinson to the list then ? RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipley Ram Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Steve Buckley’s Dog said: Can we add that Leeds player who flapped around like a fish pretending he was hurt. Sure someone will be able to provide a gif/YouTube link. Pathetic. RadioactiveWaste, Crewton, Mucker1884 and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimmerman Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Jamie Paterson for signing for Derby He's a red dog who said he doesn't like Derby,but played for Derby,against the red dogs.... Why? Just why,other then a payday. Everything wrong with modern day football is summed up in his smug little face. Absolute Gibson of the highest bamfordness. Sentence- forced to sit for eternity in a pit of honey. Can't leave the honey. Falls over constantly. Summers a nightmare. Don't think I'm unfair- Can eat,drink,toilet,but can't leave the honey. Mucker1884, DarkFruitsRam7, Crewton and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted April 19, 2022 Author Share Posted April 19, 2022 Jeff Hendrick for his tweet yesterday. Is it all because everyone said we'd have won if Bryson had started at Wembley? Crewton and DarkFruitsRam7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Harry Kewell RadioactiveWaste and Crewton 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 (edited) 15 hours ago, bimmerman said: Jamie Paterson for signing for Derby He's a red dog who said he doesn't like Derby,but played for Derby,against the red dogs.... Why? Just why,other then a payday. Everything wrong with modern day football is summed up in his smug little face. Absolute Gibson of the highest bamfordness. Sentence- forced to sit for eternity in a pit of honey. Can't leave the honey. Falls over constantly. Summers a nightmare. Don't think I'm unfair- Can eat,drink,toilet,but can't leave the honey. Your eternal hatred for that man will never fail to make me laugh. Edited April 19, 2022 by DarkFruitsRam7 bimmerman and RadioactiveWaste 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Charlie Austin - for numerous crimes this season alone, not least for s***housing Tom Lawrence's sending off in the 8th minute of added time and sniggering like a 5 year old. Punishment - to spend all eternity alone. I imagine he's the kind of character for whom his own company and no audience to play to would be his idea of hell. Premier ram, angieram and RadioactiveWaste 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 46 minutes ago, Crewton said: Charlie Austin - for numerous crimes this season alone, not least for s***housing Tom Lawrence's sending off in the 8th minute of added time and sniggering like a 5 year old. Punishment - to spend all eternity alone. I imagine he's the kind of character for whom his own company and no audience to play to would be his idea of hell. I hope that picture of him schmoozing with Rooney on the pitch like a puppy with a treat wasn't from yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 4 hours ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: I hope that picture of him schmoozing with Rooney on the pitch like a puppy with a treat wasn't from yesterday. Link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, Crewton said: Link? Crewton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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