Bob The Badger Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 I have a soft spot for 'Our menu options have recently changed' because it would seem all companies do these days is change their menu options. We are experiencing higher than normal call volume is a beauty too. My bank is literally experiencing higher than normal call volume every time I call - which does tend to have me thinking that the higher levels is really the norm, and not what they were getting in 1967. But I think Sky are pulling out all the stops with an email I got the other day telling me that my programmes were handpicked. Of course they are. Wolfie, TigerTedd and BucksRam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Companies who claim that they value your loyalty, but put up the yearly charges for the services they provide. Meaning you have to go through all the BS with their call centre, to get this charge reduced, while having to listen to someone repeating how much they value your loyalty. Knowing the person you are talking to is just offering you what they are reading off computer screen. And what you should have been offered originally. Chester40, Bob The Badger and TigerTedd 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 'Your call is important to us' TigerTedd and Carl Sagan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 When the sullen spotty Herbert at McDonalds tell you to 'Have a Nice Day' Chester40 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Aspartame is very healthy Andrew3000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 I like the one where your current energy tariff finishes and they put you on the "standard" tariff which is about twice as expensive, as if people are going "yeah I enjoyed paying an acceptable price for a while there but now I fancy just getting totally rinsed. Thanks!" Or the one where your insurance is set to auto renew "for your convenience and to ensure continuous cover" whilst simultaneously hoping that you don't notice they have hiked the price by 50% But it's OK because when you call them to cancel they can miraculously do it at the same price as last year TigerTedd and Chester40 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 1 - We are within FFP limits 2 - I will continue to bankroll the company until a buyer is found 3 - We are only going into administration because of Covid 4 - I am acting in the best interests of the company Bigfella, bimmerman, AndyinLiverpool and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 New and improved recipe Fun size Sharing bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted September 26, 2021 Author Share Posted September 26, 2021 46 minutes ago, Coconut's Beard said: New and improved recipe Fun size Sharing bag Speaking of sharing bags, when did grab bags become a thing? I'm sure they didn't exist when I left for the US in 2006. What does it even mean? I usually just pick them up normally. Unless there's a crisp shortage, in which case I grab like my life depends on it and horde them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ewe Ram Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Vegan shoes. they are actually the same non leather shoes available for decades but are now expensive because they are ‘vegan’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronRam 140.6 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 The classic diversity workshop tag line "White stale and pale" when referring to middle management..... At my company that means me. ......who was a teen in the early 90's, where we spent the decade "loved up" championing and upholding Grunge, Britpop, Acid House & Ibiza dance movements. Also didn't dress like blockbusters contestants like every young un seems to nowadays! Sorry who is stale??? Rev and Ewe Ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Ewe Ram said: Vegan shoes. they are actually the same non leather shoes available for decades but are now expensive because they are ‘vegan’ Car companies are now offering Vegan friendly leather interiors, as a costly additional extra. Better known as Vinyl, as Ford called it back in the 80's. Bob The Badger, Ewe Ram, TigerTedd and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksRam Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Vegetarian foods disguised as meat products do my head in. They're bought by veggies who don't want meat, so why pretend they're meat. It's all a marketing lie. Vegetarian Express - "THIS Isn't Chicken Pieces" - no you're right, they're soyabean in breadcrumb. Call them that. Birdseye "Chicken Free Nuggets" - ah, just what I was looking for - chicken free nuggets. M&S Plant Kitchen "No Beef Burger" - and there was me looking for either No Chicken or No Lamb burgers. I'll have to make do with No Beef ones instead. Richmond "Meat Free Sausages" - they're made of soya protein and other veggie bits, so call 'em what they are, vegetarian tubes. They're not sausages. A sausage is defined as: an item of food in the form of a cylindrical length of minced pork or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled or fried before eating. Wolfie, Gaspode and Angry Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 28 minutes ago, BucksRam said: Vegetarian foods disguised as meat products do my head in. They're bought by veggies who don't want meat, so why pretend they're meat. It's all a marketing lie. Vegetarian Express - "THIS Isn't Chicken Pieces" - no you're right, they're soyabean in breadcrumb. Call them that. Birdseye "Chicken Free Nuggets" - ah, just what I was looking for - chicken free nuggets. M&S Plant Kitchen "No Beef Burger" - and there was me looking for either No Chicken or No Lamb burgers. I'll have to make do with No Beef ones instead. Richmond "Meat Free Sausages" - they're made of soya protein and other veggie bits, so call 'em what they are, vegetarian tubes. They're not sausages. A sausage is defined as: an item of food in the form of a cylindrical length of minced pork or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled or fried before eating. So what's about beef sausages? I'd argue it's a shape, as is a burger. That's why they have a descriptor with them. Beef burger. Pork sausage. TigerTedd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 32 minutes ago, BucksRam said: Vegetarian foods disguised as meat products do my head in. They're bought by veggies who don't want meat, so why pretend they're meat. It's all a marketing lie. Vegetarian Express - "THIS Isn't Chicken Pieces" - no you're right, they're soyabean in breadcrumb. Call them that. Birdseye "Chicken Free Nuggets" - ah, just what I was looking for - chicken free nuggets. M&S Plant Kitchen "No Beef Burger" - and there was me looking for either No Chicken or No Lamb burgers. I'll have to make do with No Beef ones instead. Richmond "Meat Free Sausages" - they're made of soya protein and other veggie bits, so call 'em what they are, vegetarian tubes. They're not sausages. A sausage is defined as: an item of food in the form of a cylindrical length of minced pork or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled or fried before eating. If you don't eat them what's your problem? I object to dead animals being labelled with prosaic nomenclature, call them 'inhumanely slaughtered after being cruelly kept in miserable conditions and wrapped in plastic pieces of beef'. alanmarklewis and Chester40 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksRam Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, GboroRam said: So what's about beef sausages? I'd argue it's a shape, as is a burger. That's why they have a descriptor with them. Beef burger. Pork sausage. Yep, a sausage can be any meat so it needs a descriptor of what meat is in it. But a sausage is meat only, not veggie. So if it's not got any meat in it, it's not a sausage. A burger is defined as meat (normally beef) or another product in a flat round shape so call it by what it's made of, not what it's not made of. Beef burger, lamb burger, bean burger, soya burger. Not "No Beef" burger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksRam Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, RoyMac5 said: If you don't eat them what's your problem? I object to dead animals being labelled with prosaic nomenclature, call them 'inhumanely slaughtered after being cruelly kept in miserable conditions and wrapped in plastic pieces of beef'. Only just call it what it is - that's all I'm saying. Surely if you're vegetarian and want a burger, you'll be looking for something like a bean burger, not a "no beef" burger. Prosaic nomenclature is sadly the norm these days. And just as a point of interest, I'm having a spicy bean burger for dinner tonight. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmarklewis Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, BucksRam said: Vegetarian foods disguised as meat products do my head in. They're bought by veggies who don't want meat, so why pretend they're meat. It's all a marketing lie. Vegetarian Express - "THIS Isn't Chicken Pieces" - no you're right, they're soyabean in breadcrumb. Call them that. Birdseye "Chicken Free Nuggets" - ah, just what I was looking for - chicken free nuggets. M&S Plant Kitchen "No Beef Burger" - and there was me looking for either No Chicken or No Lamb burgers. I'll have to make do with No Beef ones instead. Richmond "Meat Free Sausages" - they're made of soya protein and other veggie bits, so call 'em what they are, vegetarian tubes. They're not sausages. A sausage is defined as: an item of food in the form of a cylindrical length of minced pork or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled or fried before eating. I didn't give up eating meat and dairy because I don't like the flavour, I did it because of how damaging animal agriculture is to the planet. Did you put that lawsuit in to ban products from being labelled as burgers and sausages? ? GboroRam, RoyMac5 and TigerTedd 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 43 minutes ago, BucksRam said: Only just call it what it is - that's all I'm saying. Surely if you're vegetarian and want a burger, you'll be looking for something like a bean burger, not a "no beef" burger. Prosaic nomenclature is sadly the norm these days. And just as a point of interest, I'm having a spicy bean burger for dinner tonight. ? Its mostly to give 'meat and two veg' people a clue as to what they are buying. ? I've been a vegetarian a long time so can read between the lines. 'Pea protein burger' doesn't sound appetising, but some of them are quite tasty and some have a texture like cheap meat! Familiarity is no doubt important to some people too. alanmarklewis and TigerTedd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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