JoetheRam Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Probably get hate off those who drink beer that tastes like soil but... When you buy a crate of Beck's and realise it's no longer made in Germany and has been reduced to 4% watery piss. What was once a drinkable lager (to my taste buds anyway) has now been ruined. Into the back of the cupboard the rest go to be unleashed on unsuspecting BBQ attendees in the summer. sage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 On 06/02/2022 at 18:16, JoetheRam said: Batter is horrendous. Why a female couldn't be called a batswoman I don't know. Or even the gender neutral "bat" would be preferable. Wouldn't that make senior female players 'old bats'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 On 02/02/2022 at 11:06, Grumpy Git said: Be quicker if I quoted the stuff that doesn't annoy me. Bottom cover on our new boiler is a poor fit and falls-off at the drop of a hat. I calls Worcester-Bosch for a replacement and the operator makes me hold-on for ages whilst she speaks to "an engineer". Comes back with "we need to send an engineer out to fit it with some new clips". I say you must have the wrong part as its just a plastic cover that slots into place, no clips involved. "No" she says, "we definitely need an engineer to fit the parts ..........................." Yesterday the "engineer" (another wind-up, they are not engineers, they are technicians) turns-up with completely the wrong parts and will come back on Friday! So more pi55ing about waiting. Its easier to fit than a battery cover on a TV remote control, no wonder the boilers are so effing expensive. I've got a WB boiler, so feel your pain. A sliding cover, that is so tightly designed that once it comes off it never quite slips in securely again. I've also got a snapped matchstick stopping the front cover from vibrating, no doubt due to the bottom cover no longer being secured properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 The gentrification of pancakes, thus defeating the purpose of pancake day. Just use sugar and lemon juice like a normal person. Nutella? Too European. Berries? Too good for you. Syrup? Go to Canada. Bacon? Go to America. And go on a diet. Anon, i-Ram and Highgate 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted March 13, 2022 Author Share Posted March 13, 2022 Peeling an onion but the outside bit you are trying to get off only comes in tiny pieces not a large satisfying sheet. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Dean (hick) Saunders said: Peeling an onion but the outside bit you are trying to get off only comes in tiny pieces not a large satisfying sheet. Alright! No need to cry about it! Dean (hick) Saunders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 The number of people who confuse the term “expectation” with “deadline” (see administration thread). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Not Yukraine, Ukraine. Not Cube-a, Cuba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Having a coat that when you are driving or drinking exposes about 4 inches of the shirt below it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Drivers who pull out of a junction infront of you across the traffic forcing you to brake heavily who then proceed to either flick you the bird or give you the V signs as they are driving past. Must be a Nottingham thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Men who on a bitterly cold day wear puffer jackets with shorts and flip flops. No, you're not hard, you're just an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said: Men who on a bitterly cold day wear puffer jackets with shorts and flip flops. No, you're not hard, you're just an idiot. Even more if they have tattoos on their legs. They’ll freeze to death as long as you all get a look at those horrible tatts Bob The Badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ewe Ram said: Even more if they have tattoos on their legs. They’ll freeze to death as long as you all get a look at those horrible tatts Good call. The guy I saw at the beach a week or so ago did have a dragon tat. Never crossed my mind that was the reason. Ewe Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 People who ring the door bell AND knock the door. Usually delivery men/women. I know it’s irrational but it really bugs me. Ewe Ram, JoetheRam and Hans Datdo-Dishes 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 On 21/03/2022 at 17:41, ramit said: Not Yukraine, Ukraine. Not Cube-a, Cuba Don’t quite understand. Are you saying it should be Ookraine rather than Yukraine? In which language? And don’t get the Cuba thing at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 When you put the car windscreen cover on expecting frost. Next day, no frost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Tamworthram said: People who ring the door bell AND knock the door. Usually delivery men/women. I know it’s irrational but it really bugs me. Yes, bloody Parcel Force. One day I’ll get him, but he’s usually away back up the path by the time I get to the front door. He was waiting in a side road to join the traffic queue on my way to work one day so I crawled by him without letting him out with a big grin on my face. Justice. Edited April 7, 2022 by Ewe Ram Mucker1884, Tamworthram and JoetheRam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggins Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 The posh automated voice on the Morrison's self service which tells you that your Morrison's card has been 'excepted'. No! It's been accepted you automated cretin! ? Ewe Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 11 hours ago, Turk Thrust said: Don’t quite understand. Are you saying it should be Ookraine rather than Yukraine? In which language? And don’t get the Cuba thing at all For me, yes that is what i am saying. Pronounce as it is by their locals. Would you say Cube-a Libre? Of course not. https://easypronunciation.com/en/spanish/word/cuba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, ramit said: For me, yes that is what i am saying. Pronounce as it is by their locals. so Would you say Cube-a Libre? Of course not. https://easypronunciation.com/en/spanish/word/cuba Pronounce place names as the locals do? In that case Paris would be Paree, and Munich would be Munchen and Moscow would be Moskva etc and don’t get me started on Chinese place names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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