Mucker1884 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 hours ago, Dappled Ram said: Me and my 2 sons were outside Morrison's talking about people who are *********. Son says without thinking 'I'm getting good at sniffing out ********* a mile away' Me and other son start laughing. Son says what you laughing at? I say just think about what you said. Whenever someone annoys me I think of that and anger melts away! 5 hours ago, Dappled Ram said: Above only funny if you get the right word in the *. 4 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: E? S? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Van Wolfie said: Fishmongers? Only 9 letters, innit! My money is on "Buffaloes"... but I still don't get the joke! ?♂️ ramit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967RAMS Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 18 hours ago, Brummie Steve said: Are locksmiths key workers? Reminds me of the police squad line. Who are you and how did you get in here? “I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith” Brammie Steve and I know nothing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 9 hours ago, Dappled Ram said: Me and my 2 sons were outside Morrison's talking about people who are *********. Son says without thinking 'I'm getting good at sniffing out ********* a mile away' Me and other son start laughing. Son says what you laughing at? I say just think about what you said. Whenever someone annoys me I think of that and anger melts away! 9 hours ago, Dappled Ram said: Above only funny if you get the right word in the *. Is it safe to presume that if you don't know what * is then it isn't funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: But the reason the Thai bloke wasn't there was that the message said "Meet at twenty to ten", but the Thai only recognises digital times. If it had said "Meet at 21:40", he'd have been there, and they'd have all got in! Now, whether this is down to language barrier, or sheer stupidity on the Thai's part, or a deliberate and cruel hatchet job by the message sender, is not for me to say, but either way, it was an unfortunate occurrence, and yet here you are, making light of the situation, and treating this whole avoidable mis-hap as a bloody joke! Heck, they missed out on drinking time because of this. It ain't funny, and you blaming the poor innocent Thai geezer does not improve matters! Shame on you! Maybe I'm over-thinking it? ? Nurse! He's out of bed again! ramit and Mucker1884 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Mucker1884, Steve How Hard?, Tamworthram and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 My doctors are useless. I took my hearing aid in for repair 6 weeks ago and I've heard nothing since. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWC1983 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 When I left School I got a job in a Crash Test Dummy factory.. When I told my Dad he went through the roof!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 I need to get to grips, with this 'selfie' lark.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, mozza said: I need to get to grips, with this 'selfie' lark.. see what I have to put up with! mozza 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Doctor Doctor I'm invisible! Next! Doctor Doctor, I've lost my voice! Good morning sir, and what can I do for you? Doctor Doctor battle of trafalgar 1805, Hastings 1066 Now, now, no need to get historical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Brummie Steve said: Doctor Doctor I'm invisible! Next! Doctor Doctor, I've lost my voice! Good morning sir, and what can I do for you? Doctor Doctor battle of trafalgar 1805, Hastings 1066 Now, now, no need to get historical! Merry Christmas, Steve!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 1 minute ago, mozza said: Merry Christmas, Steve!!! crackers the lot of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Oh limerick, thy form economical can cover a range astronomical But the good ones we've seen So seldom are clean While the clean ones are so seldom comical Not a new joke but true nonetheless! froggg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 My mate has been crushed by a pile of books. He’s only got his shelf to blame. Brammie Steve, froggg, Alph and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 I was winning an argument with my wife the other day when she proceeded to remove her top and bra.... It was a booby trap. Mick Brolly, froggg, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 2 hours ago, rynny said: I was winning an argument with my wife the other day when she proceeded to remove her top and bra.... It was a booby trap. I gave you the laugh emoji not because of the joke, but because you thought that you were winning the argument! rynny, Mucker1884 and GboroRam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, richinspain said: I gave you the laugh emoji not because of the joke, but because you thought that you were winning the argument! mozza, richinspain and StockholmRam 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 hour ago, rynny said: Don't believe you, 'til i see pics.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Mick Brolly, froggg, King Kevin and 7 others 7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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