Guest Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 (edited) Another from Barry Cryer 'A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a lone fellow on the other side of the road. 'That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there,' says the woman. 'Go and see if it is,' she adds. 'The husband crosses the road and asks the man if he is indeed the Archbishop of Canterbury. 'Eff off,' says the man. The husband crosses back to his wife who asks 'What did he say? Is he the Archbishop of Canterbury?' 'He told me to eff off,' says the husband. 'Oh no,' replies the wife, 'Now we'll never know'.' Edited January 28, 2022 by Monty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Monty said: Another from Barry Cryer 'A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a lone fellow on the other side of the road. 'That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there,' says the woman. 'Go and see if it is,' she adds. 'The husband crosses the road and asks the man if he is indeed the Archbishop of Canterbury. 'Eff off,' says the man. The husband crosses back to his wife who asks 'What did he say? Is he the Archbishop of Canterbury?' 'He told me to eff off,' says the husband. 'Oh no,' replies the wife, 'Now we'll never know'.' The best I've heard is: A women is in the bathroom trying on a new dress and calls to her husband: "Does my bum look big in this?" The man replies: "To be fair it is quite a small bathroom" EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Stive Pesley, cstand and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Datdo-Dishes Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Two businessmen in the centre of London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked," What are you selling? " One of the men replied sarcastically," We're selling @rseholes." Without skipping a beat, the old woman said, "Must be doing well...only two left!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Tamworthram, Mick Brolly and cstand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mucker1884 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 26 minutes ago, TimRam said: Something, something Captain, something log... TimRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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uttoxram75 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 A chap from Barnsley, suffering from piles, asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?". Chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?" Steve How Hard?, Mick Brolly, Premier ram and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Alph and cstand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I know nuffin Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Saw a sign saying rams £10 now £5. I though that's sheep at half the price Stive Pesley and Mick Brolly 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 EtoileSportiveDeDerby, GboroRam and Miggins 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Admit I had to cheat to get this one. uttoxram75 and Stive Pesley 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 mozza, i-Ram, OUTSIDER and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 5 hours ago, ramit said: Is that funny in Iceland? You need to step up your game to get a laugh over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 9 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: Is that funny in Iceland? You need to step up your game to get a laugh over here. No, probably only in my silly mind. i found what i think is a very funny one, but i don't dare post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 5 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: Is that funny in Iceland? You need to step up your game to get a laugh over here. tbf, it was funny over here in the '70's... back when there was a platform for this sort of thing! ramit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Datdo-Dishes Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 A man goes to see his doctor and says that he can't pronounce his th's or his f's. The doctor replied, "well, you can't say fairer than that then". Mick Brolly and uttoxram75 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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