Reggie Greenwood Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 My mate has been sacked from his job at Pets at Home. Apparently he had his hand in the trill ? Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 11 minutes ago, Reggie Greenwood said: My mate has been sacked from his job at Pets at Home. Apparently he had his hand in the trill ? We enjoyed that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier ram Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 A man just assaulted me with milk , cream and butter. How dairy Alph, RoyMac5, Reggie Greenwood and 4 others 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott129 Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 How many ants does it take to fill an apartment building? Ten ants. Anag Ram and Mick Brolly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 41 minutes ago, Scott129 said: How many ants does it take to fill an apartment building? Ten ants. Someone has been at the Christmas crackers a little early. ? Scott129 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier ram Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 ive just ordered a chicken and an egg online i will let you know what comes first cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Greenwood Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, Premier ram said: ive just ordered a chicken and an egg online i will let you know what comes first I think you poached that joke cstand and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 I went into out local jewellers the other day and asked him 'how much to get my ring resized' he replied '4 Bacardi breezes should do it' Courtesy of Gary Delany on Sunday at the Quod in Plymouth. Reggie Greenwood and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 I'm buying lots of stocks. Beef stock, chicken stock, fish stock. Soon I'm going to be a bouillon-ere! Steve How Hard?, cstand and Anag Ram 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Greenwood Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Steve How Hard?, cstand, Bob The Badger and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Reggie Greenwood said: The one Uncle Jim bought me the Saddle was hard...but he fixed it for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Premier ram, uttoxram75 and Bob The Badger 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 My mate and his wife have split up, they're both clowns in their spare time, bit sad this time of year, there's a custardy battle going on at the moment. Eddie and Reggie Greenwood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 hour ago, uttoxram75 said: My mate and his wife have split up, they're both clowns in their spare time, bit sad this time of year, there's a custardy battle going on at the moment. ? Poo stand up comic, you're jester poo stand up comic... uttoxram75 and cstand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 i-Ram, Norman, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 (edited) A BOXING DAY POO ! you sit upon the toilet with everything prepared you're feeling quite excited but also a little bit scared! That huge amount of Christmas food has turned into a log and now the fateful time has come to flush it down the bog! But first you must expel the beast and so you start to strain, you bite down on a piece of wood to take away the pain But oh my god, its bloody huge it's just like giving birth! you sweat and push and swear and shake and strain for all your worth. and then that magic moment comes, that fills your soul with cheer, a turd the size of King Kongs arm emerges from your rear. And like a bomb it hits the pan thus lightening your mood, and making room inside your guts for lots more Christmas food! Edited December 26, 2022 by cstand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 1980's joke What's the difference between a Skoda and a Jehovah's Witness? You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness. GB SPORTS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 Surveys have shown that 100% of people complete surveys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 34 minutes ago, GboroRam said: Surveys have shown that 100% of people complete surveys. They asked me. I got to the third question and gave up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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