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33 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said:

Is anal language the opposite of clean language?

I sphincter that's right. 

1 hour ago, hintonsboots said:

Well AA has certainly got some stamina if he’s still on the final few strokes. 

It'd be like a blind cobbler's thumb by now. 

4 hours ago, belper.dcfc said:

Where did you hear this 

Just a whisper. 

5 minutes ago, KBB said:

Great stuff. More puns.

Great stuffing, surely...

2 minutes ago, Crewton said:

I think that officially means we're better than Notts ?

The table doesn't lie! 

Particularly good given their record score against Notts on Friday. 

44 minutes ago, Ewetube said:

Do they operate with Vim and vigour?

Was that Cocu's backroom staff? 

28 minutes ago, Mick Brolly said:

Getting desperate now Natalie Jackson for our info what have we become 

Not to be sniffed at. 

8 minutes ago, hintonsboots said:

How I long for the golden days when we discussed transfers, formations, post match debriefing etc. This has become the accountancy thread.

It's accrual world. 

20 minutes ago, admira said:

132. 

Happy Valley? Did he play up front with Sarah Lancashire? 

2 minutes ago, CheshRam said:

And Delboy Dynamite tries to get on there too.

Also Lenny Lizard and Mr Spock. 

1 minute ago, Bob The Badger said:

Chris wondering what to invest his savings in now. 

Yes, he's just bottled it. 

13 minutes ago, Ovine_Interferer said:

Oh God! crapjokes.com ?

Thanks for the feedback...well worth waiting for. 

11 minutes ago, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said:

 

Is that Clownes bloke who wants to help with the stadium going to walk out that tent? 

11 minutes ago, Needlesh said:

Bold statement.

Daz what I thought. 

36 minutes ago, i-Ram said:

Ed Dawes is to journalism what Heather Mills is to tap dancing.

She's good at the lindy hop, though. 

42 minutes ago, Jimbo Ram said:

Any news????

Yes...he's birdied the 10th hole. 

5 hours ago, MackworthRamIsGod said:

Alan Nixon being so sure is what is keeping me going.

He seems adamant that takeover is done and we are working on player signings, which is charming.

I do think it's just a question of timing, to quote the great Stephen Pearce, just quite unbelievable that quantuma, a supposed reputable administrator, would extend a completion by 24 hours, claim completion would be made within that time and completely forgot about the queen's jubes.

Good job you spelt that last word correctly. 

Back to 1984, FA Cup quarter final vs Plymouth...too soon? 

Has he not got a couple of chaps involved with experience though? 

I can't wait for the first marquee signing. 

I love a good pun thread, but think there should be repition bans handed out. 

Just now, Ghost of Clough said:

That should be Suriname ?

What, Morrison instead of Ravel? 

20 hours ago, 1of4 said:

Never mind the oven needed to bake it. Where do I find a cup big enough to dunk it in and work out how much tea I'd need to mash to fill it.

A Sports Direct mug would just about do it. 

1 minute ago, Boycie said:

I used to know someone who posted on topic.

?

Did they like hazelnuts?