cannable

Because people are stupid

There’s folk around me moaning about passages of possession!

Hard working Billy Sharp with shades of Chrissy Martin. If he starts linking up play more he’ll be a serious player at this level, he’s already a good one.

They have depth as well as quality, Jacob Davenport isn’t getting a look in!

I’m gonna go full ‘Old Man Yells at Cloud’ here but I’m getting fed up of questions prompting him to state how much he loves it here etcetera. I’d rather hear more about how he’s getting on in the Hughes role (which is briefly mentioned on Rams TV) and whether Lamprd’s career longevity is something he can pick up and stuff like that.

I just think he may well be a second striker to be honest, a bit like Vydra

Nah, he loves him.

Hazard and Messi are wonderfully unselfish

A lot of his goals are when he’s central and just outside the box. Perhaps the only way to get him producing is to just give him complete freedom as we did with Bamford. Basically just a long shot machine.

He’s scored five in his entire career

That’s all you needed to say He’s knuckle-balled a couple of free-kicks this season and put a couple of decent corners in against Hull last season, that’s about it when we’re talking set-pieces

I can tell you what Anya is, I can tell you what Wilson is, I can tell you what Bennett is, I can tell you what Ward was, I can tell you what Russell was, I can tell you what Bamford was, I can tell you what Coutts was, I can tell you what Ince was, I can tell you what Dawkins was, I can tell you what Flo Jo is, I can tell you what Abdoul Camara was, I can tell you what Weimann was… I cannot tell you what Tom Lawrence is. Possibly a Tesco Value Tom Ince?

I just don’t really know what he is. He’s just there and he plays out wide.

I was the one who ended up singing World in Motion in there!