cannable

Forget this season's offering, picked up the 97/98 away shirt on EBay for £33. After 20 years all that's wrong with it is a single pull on the back and a loose thread on the arm cuff. Genuinley staggered by how good a condition it's in. Whereas my 15/16 third shirt's already lost the 'Umbro Official Product' tag and the bottom's unraveling

To be fair, I always thought Ince looked better on the left

Nine years ago. I don't mean to pedantic, I just can't quite believe it was that long ago. Decade since the limited edition third shirt!

Let's try booing him instead

It was Hendrick and Bryson, actually

Clement genuinely said on Radio Derby afterwards; "I don't know what he was doing there".

How much is it? We had a look and it was ridiculously expensive for a return journey. My mate reckons he's found the German version of National Express, it's a third of the price and takes as long to get there.

How are we all getting from Frankfurt to Kaiserlaurtern?

Playing Bryson at holding midfield makes you clueless

He had a moan once at Norwich because he wasn't squared for a tap in… the would-be passer scored himself

Were we that desperate? Jeff, Butters, Hanson, Dawkins…

This is my kind of pre-season!

I remember a few years back the FA launched a scheme in which if you were BAME you would get a bursary towards your first coaching badges. The FA's Twitter was totally oblivious that this was racist.

It's pretty damning that I'm not even sure any more!

This is satirical, right?